bad inventions

No, Nuh-Uh, No Way: The Robo-Urinal

Allegedly this robo-urinal holds your junk while you pee. For once in my life I'm really praying it's a Photoshop job or some really sick art project....
January 29, 2009

Wait, What?: Medical Handgun Coming Soon

The Palm Pistol is a single-shot firearm aimed (!) at folks who may have trouble shooting a regular gun and probably shouldn't be anyways. The company behind...
December 7, 2008

Giant Trackball: Ass-Assisted PC Peripheral

The Backball Chair is actually a giant trackball you can use to control a computer. Designed by Interaction Architecture, it was "specifically intended for use in public...
August 7, 2008

Uh-Oh: Robot Achieves Self-Replication

Self-replication is the third sign of an imminent robot takeover according to The Book Of The Robot Apocalypse, a novella I just wrote and which only contains...
June 9, 2008

Joke Sound Boxes Are Highly Questionable

Remember when the electronic whoopee cushion came out? How hilarious was that? It wasn't was it? No, it sure wasn't. Well following in the footsteps come these...
February 29, 2008

Hitch Hands Are Utterly Ridiculous, OMG

I know what you're thinking -- there's no way a product can top the swinging testicles in the "stupid truck accessories" department. Well making a valiant effort...
January 31, 2008

Screw The World: Styrofoam Furniture

Kwangho Lee is an artist who decided to make a couch out of Styrofoam. As you can see it looks, uh, like a couch ripped out of...
January 11, 2008

German Poontang Juice Is Horrible Smelling

Some crazy German company makes a product called Vulva that smells like a woman's nether-regions. You take the glass vial, give it a shake, and then rub...
December 28, 2007

Not A Good Idea: Tick Tock Timebomb Clock

The Tick Tock Timebomb Clock looks like a bunch of trinitrotoluene sticks wrapped together with a detonator (which is actually a little analog clock). It doesn't seem...
December 10, 2007

New Wine Holder Necklace Lacks Class

The Wine Holder Necklace costs $25 for two and holds a regular sized stemmed glass with a stupid looking lanyard. Keep your hands free at parties by...
December 10, 2007

U.S. Patent 6,681,419: Urinal Headrest

U.S. Patent 6,681,419 describes a headrest to be installed above urinals so when you're pass-out drunk you can still piss without falling over. It's ridiculous. And judging...
December 3, 2007