bad choices

Over The Line!: Road Sign Hacked In DC

Apparently somebody hacked a couple DC traffic signs to say dirty words. In case you were wondering, there's a UC missing in the first line and an...
June 19, 2009

You Fool!: Man Builds Giant Mecha In Garage

You thought I was kidding about it being Robotic Apocalypse Awareness Day, didn't you? I wasn't. First the Israeli snake robot, then Gundam, and now, another mecha....
June 10, 2009

Boston Dynamics: Possibly My Biggest Enemy

Boston Dynamics, purveyor of such hellhounds of the robot apocalypse as BigDog, LittleDog, and BullDog, are back at it, this time at the opposite end of the...
April 21, 2009

Really, Really Bad Idea: An MP3 Grenade

Folks, I've had a lot of really bad ideas in my life. And followed through with most of them. But that's neither here nor there, because one...
January 30, 2009

Concealed Dork Permit: The Gadget Holster

Oh God, please don't shoot -- with your iPhone! BWHAHHAHAH! Let me guess -- you failed the police academy entrance exam again. The fashionable e-Volveâ„¢ Gadget Shoulder...
January 23, 2009

Firebreathing Dog Robot Will Ruin Your Day

This firebreathing robot-dog-beast-cycle (inappropriately named Lrry) was made entirely out of recycled materials by the Mutoid Waste Company in London. "Why?", you ask. "Why not?", the makers...
December 10, 2008

Robot Soldiers Will Kill Your Ass Dead

Soon, robot soldiers will kill you. But, if it makes you feel any better, some people think they'll be acting more ethically than humans. "My research hypothesis...
November 25, 2008

Damnit, This Makes Me Sadder Than Hell

Abraham Briggs, a 19-year old from Florida, killed himself with pills while 1,500 people watched his streaming webcam on Justin.tv. Goddamnit. He had told others on a...
November 21, 2008

Hummer Tank, Because, Yeah, Just Because

There are many things in this world that simply remain unexplainable. Like why all banana-flavored candy tastes like ass. And also, why the hell anybody would put...
November 5, 2008

Used Condoms Reborn As Hair/Rubber Bands

Soiled condoms *HORF* are being recycled into hair bands and rubber bands in China. "There are a lot of bacteria and viruses on the rubber bands and...
October 9, 2008

Prevent Drunk Emailing: Google Mail Goggles

Google recently unveiled a Gmail application that may help prevent drunk emailing. When in use, the program requires a potential emailer to solve a few mathematical problems...
October 8, 2008

Aaaaaaah!: Scary Ass Robot Girl

This is a robot girl named Repliee R-1. She's an android built by Osaka University and based on an actual 5-year old girl. And I think I...
October 2, 2008

Why You Don't Kite Surf In Tropical Storms

Why shouldn't you kite-surf in tropical storms? Because they'll f*** you up. Not only will they slam you into the beach, they'll fling you across the street...
August 21, 2008

Pretty F'ed Up: World Trade Center Invaders

French-American artist Douglas Edric "Asshat" Stanely "Steamer" has this game on display right now at the '08 Games Convention in Leipzig, Germany. Stanely says that the exhibit...
August 21, 2008