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  • September 26, 2014
    Apparently McDonald's Hong Kong is rolling out a line of Justice League character themed meals. This is the Batman Diner Double Beef with Squeezy Cheesy Fries. That's right, SQUEEZY FRIES That burger looks pretty legit. I love egg on a burger. Actually, I love egg on just a... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    What percentage of Americans do you think know what a dongle is? Because my guess is 85% think it's what boy kindergartners call their pee-pee. This is the soon to be released Wake Up And Smell The Bacon smartphone dongle from Oscar Mayer. It plugs into a phone and syncs wit... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2013
    Because why not give your dad the gift of high cholesterol, Oscar Mayer has introduced these bacon gift sets just in time for Father's Day this year. Each box comes with one package of bacon and either a money clip ($22), bacon cuff links ($28), or a multi-tool ($25). Fingers... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    You know what the world doesn't need? Oscar Mayer bacon infused hot dogs. Do you know what the world is getting anyways? Oscar Mayer bacon infused hot dogs. And just in time for Memorial Day! Dare me to light a firework in my mouth?! Bacon dogs: because hotdogs shouldn't ... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2012
    According to a recent report from the U.K.'s National Pig Association, Britain is experiencing a shortage of pork products because swine is getting too expensive to raise and farmers are cutting their herd size, and apparently the whole world is experiencing the same. Also, ar... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2012
    This is a hamburger made from 100% ground bacon. If you think about it, it's actually more of a hamburger than a regular burger because it's actually made from pig. Not unlike pork-chop sandwiches (links to G.I. Joe PSA, NSFW for language). My God, did that smell good. South... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2012
    Because the bacon craze won't end until pigs are extinct, Burger King has announced it's releasing a bacon sundae (complete with a thick-cut bacon strip) tomorrow to compliment its new summer menu. The new summer menu also includes sweet potato fries, pulled pork BBQ sandwiche... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    Burger King in Japan is currently running a promotion where you can add 15 strips of bacon to a burger for an extra ¥100 (~$1.25). So what did some reporter do? Went ALL IN and ordered 1,050 extra slices, creating this $90 monstrosity. In related news, I assume you could get... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    In what I'm really hoping is some sort of sick Friday the 13th joke, a new study published in the British Journal of Cancer suggests that regular bacon consumption significantly increases the risk of pancreatic cancer. Wow cancer, really? Could you be a bigger dickhead? Eatin... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2011
    This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's g... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool's joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other's fingers as s... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2011
    This is a parody of an Epic Meal Time episode in the World of Warcraft. They did a pretty good job. Plus at the end there's a chick with cotton candy hair eating something while making faces. That part was confusing. Actually, it was all confusing. Not gonna lie folks, I'm... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    The whole 'wake up to the smell of bacon' alarm isn't a new concept. As a matter of fact, we posted the Wake n' Bacon wood version almost three years ago. That was before you even finished kindergarten! "Uh, that would make me like eight now." Hoho, and it looks like you've... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2011
    Ever wanted to see Vincent Van Gogh's (the guy who cut off an ear and sent it to a prossy as a gift before offing himself -- boy, they don't make artists like that anymore!) iconic 'Starry Night' recreated in bacon? WELL TOO F***ING BAD BECAUSE HERE IT IS AND IT CAN'T BE UNSEE... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2011
    Unless she's a porker. Yow yow -- more bacon for the shakin'! More...smoked flavor for the savor? Shit I got nothin'. Instructables is currently holding a contest (until May 8th) in which participants are challenged to create things out of bacon. The winner gets an iPad ... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    Geekologie Reader (and local news employee) Alex attended Fayetteville, Arkansas's 3rd annual 'Bacon Day', where Nick Hamon (who may or may yes be the lovechild of the Earl of Ham and Lady Bacon) failed to top his BA-K-47 and bacon AT-AT from previous years with this half-assed... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    $36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've piqued the interest of guy sitting next to me -- he's trying his best to nonchalantly lick my arm. Okay, no... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but that's just part of what makes me so dreamy. Plus I save like $6 a year on floss! But for those of you who still have mol... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2010
    We've seen laser-printed beef jerky business cards, but how about some raw-ass meat? YOW YOW! That Thanksgiving honey-baked ham never had it so good. Get it? Because it was raised inhumanely and then slaughtered! But shedding light on the ham-hocking industry isn't the pur... / Continue →