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  • October 23, 2013
    This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. It seems to be a new and improved version from the same manufacturer that used to make this one. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai see... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2013
    Seen here as an exercise in awkward product shots, this is a soon-to-be released Dreamcast controller backpack from Sega's new brand SegaKawaii (literally 'Sega cute/adorable'). Now listen: Power Stone and Power Stone 2 were two of the best fighting games ever made and if anyb... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2013
    UD Replicas, who have made a name for themselves creating motorcycle leathers that look like superhero costumes (plus storm troopers), is now taking pre-orders for this $300 Batman backpack to go along with their matching Batman outfit. Sure you could buy it without already ow... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2012
    This is the $2,060 Eastpak Sofa. It's a little sofa made out of backpack fabric that has a bunch of pockets for all your stuff. Like so many other things, I half want it and half think it's stupidest thing ever made. I would like it more if all the compartments were detachab... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2011
    Your mannequin: he needs an ass and a belt. This is a backpack with two integrated 4-quart beverage containers and really long straws. The mannequin in the picture? He filled his with tea. I'm gonna fill mine with milk and cookies. No, no I'm not. I'm gonna fill one side ... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2011
    You know what sucks about canoeing? Trying to get in one and tipping over. Well, that, and you have to paddle, which takes work. Besides that it's okay I guess but I'd still prefer a motorboat any day. *mashing tits together* Well? I SAID GET YOUR FACE IN HERE! The Adhoc... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2011
    The $40 Backpack Umbrella from (SURPRISE!) Hammacher Schlemmer is exactly what it sounds like: an umbrella made out of backpacks a backpack with an integrated umbrella. It's hands-free. Plus fashion free! Still, looking like a spaz is a small price to pay to keep your baguet... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2011
    It's not actually modeled after a blue shell from Mario Kart, that's just what it reminds me of. Kind of like how Polo Sport cologne reminds me of freshman year when I'd douse myself with it pretending I was going out to pick up chicks until my roommate left, then stay in and ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    The Prism 200c is a bookbag designed by James Bond's Q Cambridge Consultants that can see through walls. All you have to do is lean against a surface and, PRESTO -- you're loitering and somebody's probably calling the cops. Using ultra-wideband signals the device is able to s... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump t... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    An $18 plush Mario backpack: arguably the best deal I've posted on Geekologie in awhile (not including the time I offered up a kidney for a mouthful of a beer). Take home this cute Super Mario Bros. Mario Plush Backpack today! The backpack features Mario in classic attire. Mar... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2010
    Ever make-believe you were Boba Fett? Who hasn't? Well now you can stop taping empty coffee cans to your back thanks to ThinkGeek's $50 Boba Fett Plush Rocket Backpack. PSSSSHOOOOOOOOW!! (That was me blasting around my bedroom) Looking as cool as Boba Fett is just the begin... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    I'm not even gonna lie: ghosts scare the shit out of me. And I'm not just saying that because they grope me in my sleep, but I did wake up last night to Edward Cullen standing at the foot of my bed. Haha, what do you mean he's a vampire? That bitch was glowin'! Plus rubbin'... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2010
    C-3PO was like the Jar Jar Binks of the original Star Wars trilogy. So f***ing annoying. I would have offered Boba Fett a lifetime of free drinks at the Mos Eisley Cantina to catch him and then melt him down to make me a clock. What a shiny, whiny turd. Anyway, if you want ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework. This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes f... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2009
    This is a giant tarantula bookbag found on furaffinity.net by Geekologie Reader Kevin while searching for women that like to dress up as guinea pigs. It was made by talented user Dludnerad and stores a ton of whatever the hell people put in bookbags these days. Books, haha --... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2009
    This $45 backpack carries a reasonable amount of stuff and makes it look like you're giving miniature Spiderman a piggyback ride. Or, if you're a real pervert like tipster Ste, like he's trying to get his spidey senses tingling from behind. Which, eeew -- that stuff that come... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2009
    Some guy is Canada is selling a homemade jetpack via online classified ad for the low, low price of $500. Sure it'll kill you, but it's only $500! Jet Pack -- Jumps You 10' in the Air Handcrafted by myself Using Car and Airplane parts. I spent 15 years as a mechanic. Can Us... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2009
    This is basically an updated version of the Proton Packs used by the Ghostbusters. Allegedly, it can suck a ghost through a garden hose. And speaking of which, hey lady -- I've got a little something that could use some...no? We're not going there? Okay. Capable of cleanin... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2009
    Well folks, today is Star Wars Day. What in the hell is Star Wars Day? May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of a pun or play on words based on the similarity between "May the 4th be with you" and "May the force be with you", a phrase often spoken in the Star Wars movies. Ni... / Continue →