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  • February 14, 2014
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a video of a baby reacting to Superman flying in Man of Steel for the first time. It's perfect -- just like you. You look wonderful this Valentine's day, have I told you that? A real shining star. Just...radiant. "You're just butteri... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2012
    Not before lunch. Remember the MRI picture of a baby being born? Well now there's a video of the process. I know, we can all stop marking the days off our wall calendars, it's finally here. Note: This is NOT the video to watch if you're ten and hoping to catch your first gl... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    Because real baby actors are annoying to work with (moody, whining, will shit on set), an anonymous soap opera (please don't say Days of our Lives) recently had this animatronic robot baby commissioned for use in a scene. Hopefully the one where the couple finds out their baby... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2011
    Great, they're trying to trick our women. This is a video of a guy jerking around a realistic robotic baby's head like he's searching for the holes in a bowling ball. KEEP LOOKING TILL IT STARTS SPARKING AND CATCHES FIRE! ...the goal of Osaka University's AFFETTO was to crea... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2010
    Note: Larger, full-res shot RIGHT HERE, YO. This is a picture from Germany of a woman who just gave birth caught by a Google Street View vehicle. Only problem is, it's allegedly a fake. Per a German Gizmodo reader allegedly in the know: I am German and have to tell you it's... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Japan, Japan, Japan -- what are we gonna do with you? KNOCK IT OFF WITH ALL THE ROBOTS ALREADY! You're giving me butt ulcers. Japanese researchers created a baby robot designed to simulate the behavior and development of a real infant in an effort to better understand how hu... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. I'm serious -- I don't care how super your sperm are, they aren't powerful enough to make the video appear on the front page. A Star Wars themed baby announcement video: can you think of a better way to tell your friends and family you're pregna... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2010
    NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump. Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle him or something. I dunno, bu... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2010
    Link. Link. LINK! Nooooooooooooooo!! Somebody fetch this little guy a fairy, STAT! Damnit Tink, what the hell good are you gonna do? But while you're here -- dust me so I can fly my ass out of here. I don't need to be standing around with a pocketful of rupees when Zelda... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    It's a giant baby robot. It exemplifies everything that's wrong with robotics. Namely, that they exist -- or were born, if you will (L337 baby tie-in FTW!). It shouldn't exist. If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and make sure it was never created bang dinos. Sorry... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2009
    The $25 Illuminated JetBib from ThinkGeek is by far the greatest advance in baby-feeding technology since the tit. The bib and wing tips feature flashing LEDs to ensure a smooth flight and that all food aboard Gerber flight B4BY makes it safely to the hanger. Plus, the spoon ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    It was only a matter of time before somebody realized what a cash cow a baby doll Wiimote peripheral would be. Cover your daughter's eyes, it's Baby and Me! Baby and Me comes with a doll, but not just any doll. This doll features a slot for the Wii remote so that the game can... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    Let's be honest with ourselves: our children, when first born, are ugly and their heads are all smushed cause they just got squeezed through a vagina like the last of the toothpaste. And by "our" I mean "your" because I don't have any kids. But now there's hope for your littl... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    Apparently these costumes have been around for a while now but I didn't know because I don't have any business shopping for Darth Vader baby get-ups (I just sign the child support checks). But Geekologie Reader Tengku Edzuan decided to take a different approach to child rearin... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2009
    Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef. Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn't. I did take a philosophy class though -- it w... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2009
    First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Aukščionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler. Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling s... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2009
    This is a cute Yoshi nursery made by Flickr user meadblog for his first little bundle of pain joy. And, according to a recent study conducted by yours truly, raising your child in a video game-themed nursery helps the youngster develop better hand eye coordination and ability ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the ... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2009
    I have absolutely no idea if this is how you make a baby or not, but if I had to guess, yes, this is definitely how you do it. How to Make a Baby [otherthings] Thanks to Steven, who actually thought there was a stork involved. A STORK! Can you believe that?... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2009
    In an unshocking turn of events, Apple has pulled 'Baby Shaker', an iPhone application that allows users to shake a baby until red X's appear over its eyes and it stops crying, from the iTunes store. Within a day of the game being available for download, childcare organisati... / Continue →