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  • April 29, 2014
    Do my balls work? Are my sperm swimming? Could my girlfriend get pregnant? These are all questions I am confident the answer to is no. I have been toasting my nuts with a laptop 14 hours a day for far too long for there to be anything alive down there. My balls are like a ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2014
    Meet Khumba, a zonkey (previously: this one) recently born at the Reynosa Zoo in Northern Mexico. Allegedly zebra and donkey genetics aren't normally compatible, yet here we are. LOVE CONQUERS ALL. Ooooor animals will just try to bone other animals. Do they choose the order... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is a video demo of the Caterpillar P5000 Power Loader costume from the original Aliens movie that father Carsten Riewe built for him and his daughter (previously: this one). It took him 100 hours to complete. That's a lot of time hanging out in the garage. Me? I love ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    3D Babies will print a replica of your unborn baby using the 3-D ultrasound from a doctor's visit (previously: these ones from Japan based on MRI scans). 3D Babies come in three sizes: a $200 mini, a $400 half-size, and a $600 full size (8-inch) version. They also come in thr... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2014
    This is a viral ad from Thinkmodo (of angry telekinetic girl in a coffee shop fame) for the upcoming movie I've never heard of 'Devil's Due'. The prank features a robotic devil baby in a remote controlled stroller. Basically, whenever anybody nears the stroller the baby pops... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2014
    I was bald until I was two. These are the Cabbage Patch inspired yarn wigs for babies made by Etsy seller TheLillyPad. She'll custom make you one for $33.50 or you can just buy the pattern for $6.69. I'll admit it -- I had a Cabbage Patch Doll growing up. Plus on my fifth b... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's realized what a wealth of baby names there are in space, new parents Adam and [his wife's name] decided to name their new daughter Tali'Zorah. Tali is probably best known for the being the alien I decided to romance in Mass Effect ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2013
    These are a bunch of pics from Cardboard Box Office, a photographic series by new parents Libby and Leon, who recreate scenes from classic movies with their son, Orson. In case you couldn't tell from the sweded quality, all the scenes were created using only objects they alrea... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    This is the $75 Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat (already in existence: an iPad potty chair). It's a baby chair with an iPad dock that dangles over your little bundle of bad vision. Will it help your child grow up to be a technology professional? No. Will it give them somet... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2013
    This is the baby nautilus that was successfully hatched at the Birch Aquarium at Scripps in San Diego, California. Apparently captive bred nautilus babies are rare because nautiluses are weird and aren't always willing to bone with humans watching. Me? I would perform great ... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2013
    This is the baby stroller built by Czech car manufacturer Škoda and designed specifically for dads to push around. Apparently a lot of dads didn't feel manly enough pushing around regular baby strollers, and wanted something a little more substantial. Wow, did any of you ever... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2013
    Heavily pregnant Kendra Villanueva and her boyfriend Ian Gordon were watching a Fourth of July fireworks display when CRIZZITY CRASH!, they were both struck by lightning. You know that movie 'Powder'? Well Powder's mom got struck by lightning while she was pregnant with him an... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2013
    This is a Star Wars themed nursery created by Carissa XY and omooney for their son (and future Jedi) James. It kind of made me wish I had a themed bedroom, which I guess I kind of do provided messy is a theme. My dirty clothes pile is so big I mistakenly slept in it a couple... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2013
    This is a shot of DeviantARTist Hearte42's ultrasound, which looks suspiciously like Emperor Palpatine. Will the boy grow up to a megalomaniac, crazed for ultimate power? No, because it's a girl. I'm kidding, I don't know what it is but it's definitely not a turtle. Right? ... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2013
    This is a video of Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (Guinea Pigs -- turn the English subtitles on) getting electrodes strapped to their stomachs and electrified in waves to mimic the last two hours of contractions before childbirth. They both do a pretty go... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2013
    In "let's stop and think this through for a minute" news, a Harvard professor is looking for an "adventurous" female to give birth to a neanderthal baby using artificial DNA. If successful, the neanderthal child will grow up to be the most made fun of kid in the history of mad... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    Note: If you're not into baby photography you might want to skip this one. This is a fantasy themed photoshoot by Wendi Riggens starring baby Maddie as the heroines from a bunch of different fairy tales. If I had a daughter I'd be temped to do something similar, except with v... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    These are some relatively realistic looking white chocolate baby heads created by Annabel de Vetten of the Conjurer's Kitchen as a private commission (presumably for a witch). Allegedly they're the same size as real newborn baby's heads. I'm really loving the creepy cloudy lo... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2012
    This is a friend of Redditor rdt156 showing of he and his daughter's Halloween costume -- a power loader from Aliens, with the little girl acting as a miniature Ripley. That's pretty clever incorporating both an adult and baby costume into one. You know, that way you don't ha... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Because what good is a baby if you can't win street races together, new father Colin Furze (who already has the record for fastest mobility scooter) built a motorized stroller capable of doing 50MPH. Obviously, he never actually totes his baby around in the thing because his w... / Continue →