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  • May 18, 2011
    The Center for Disease Control has officially developed a plan in the case of a zombie outbreak, and I'm going to be honest here: it blows. HARD. Listen to them and you're gonna be zombie fodder quicker than you can say "OMG, I think this smelly chick wants to kiss me!" List... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2010
    This is another video tutorial of how to make yourself up like a Na'vi. Except this clown does it all in 10 seconds (with lots of cheating). It's also a horribly disguised viral for that Samsung camera. Of course, I posted it so it can't be THAT bad. Yes, yes it can be. Da... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    Now I'm not saying this is the best way to explain to your daughter what happened to Mr. Fluffernutter, I'm just saying I can't think of a better one. Your parents: be thankful I'm not one of them. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM. Your other father and I made you! Picture Thanks to Yo... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2009
    And in a bit of sad news, a Chinese factory worker jumped to his death after losing track of an iPhone prototype he was responsible for shipping to Apple. The dead worker, Sun Danyong, 25, worked in product communications at Foxconn Technology Group, a Taiwanese firm that make... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2009
    Adding more delicious gasoline to my 'must sue Disney' fire, here's Darth Vader and a few stormtroopers dancing to MC Hammer's 'You Can't Touch This' at the Star Wars Weekends event at one of the theme parks. It pretty much desecrated my entire childhood in 47 seconds. And di... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2009
    Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it's own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial. Obviously, it's a terrible id... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2009
    There's no way around it, this is just plain sad. And it would have been the most heartbreaking thing I'd ever seen all day if my little sister didn't get hit by a garbage truck. Kidding, streetsweeper. China : 2yo Lights Up Cigarette And Smokes It. [liveleak] Thanks to Wee... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2009
    NOTE: Video is NSFW at the end. This is a foreign commercial for the Shii, a Wii for her. It's wrong on every level and the games are all super-sexist. Which I 100% don't approve of, except for the cooking and cleaning ones, which seemed alright. Oh, and the last one. But b... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2008
    Allegedly this is a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it's real, I hope Microsoft demanded their money back and told the ad agency responsible they're all a bunch of sick sickos. Because this is just wrong. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it's awful. And sick. A... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2008
    Awesome, another fake video game console. Designed to trick elderly grandparents and disappoint children, the MiWi is a Wii knockoff (in case you couldn't tell). It's monster piece of crap and comes with a throwback N64-looking controller. The best part? It requires no AC po... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2008
    Okay, since the baby chocolates turned out to be a hoax, submitter beefytee decided to really ramp up the creepy, disturbing factor to an 11 with this tip. If you've recently eaten lunch or are about to, save reading it for later. Placenta 10000 is a jelly drink. With plac... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2008
    This Pole-Dancing Alarm Clock looks like an utter piece of crap, a lot like the USB Stripper. It costs $40. What do you get for your two Jacksons? Product Features: • Spinning Pole/Dancer • Music • Time • Alarm Awesome. So she swings around to the tune of some chee... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2008
    This is by far the awesomest Bowser tattoo in the known universe (and there are lots) but unfortunately this pasty clown beat me to it. I bet it's his Myspace profile picture too. Bastard. Multi Tasking Boswer Tattoo [albotas]... / Continue →