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  • August 14, 2014
    This is a video from a live BBC news report during which a fly lands on the camera lens, then a spider comes along, grabs it, and retreats. What the -- why the hell are there spiders living on your cameras? You ever wipe those f***ers down? Clearly somebody isn't doing their... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    In case you somehow missed it because you've been internet celibate for the past 24 hours, this is a video of a family's cat that rushes to scare off a dog that's trying to eat a boy on a bicycle. That is a good cat. My cat? My cat would not lift a paw if it saw me being att... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2013
    So apparently the Miami area is fighting an invasion of Giant African Land Snails, an invasive species of gastropod that's capable of EATING THROUGH WALLS. Well, stucco and plaster anyways. Which is what some walls are made of. Unless you're the first little pig, in which ca... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    WARNING: Bro lets out a solid 'HOLY SH!T' at the 0:22 mark. This is a video of kayak fisherman Isaac Brumaghim just doing his thing, reeling in a fish, when Chompy the shark breaches the water and tries to steal it from him. That's rude. I don't care how hard some marine bio... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2012
    This is a 100-million year old spider about to attack a 100-million year old wasp, destined to remain frozen in the pose forever thanks to tree resin covering them at that exact moment. Sucks for you two! *tries to stand up but can't* F*** it, I'm peeing my pants. It's pret... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2012
    Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?! After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2012
    KILLLLLL IT. Because all robots should be invincible so we don't stand a chance when they finally begin their assault on humanity, DARPA has teamed up with a group of universities (all of which should expect some hate-mail over the weekend) to create this 'attack-proof' roboti... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    This is a series of photographs from couple Kimberly and Daniel's zombie themed engagement shoot by Love Out Loud Studios, which sounds like the kind of studio that isn't afraid to yell, "SHE'S THE BEST AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER!" from the top of a buildi... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2012
    Because why shouldn't robotic fish lead all the live ones into the mouths of sharks to inflate the price of sushi, scientists at the Polytechnic Institute of New York University have developed a little robotic fish that real ones find so convincing they're willing to follow it ... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2011
    Picture related: same color sabers. 33-year old (young?) David Allen Canterbury was arrested Wednesday night after somebody called 911 because he was swinging two blue lightsabers at customers in an Oregon Toys R Us. Wait...you can get arrested for that? Been there, done tha... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    AIDS: like the shitty entertainment center my neighbor set by the road, nobody wants it. But now scientists believe they're one step closer to a vaccine after discovering a method of attacking HIV before it's able to compromise an immune system. Hey, sounds good to me. The s... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    Seen here with the tell-tale vampire underbite, 22-year old Josephine Smith was charged with aggravated battery after trying to eat the face off a 69-year old man in a motorized scooter on the porch of an abandoned Hooters restaurant. Hey -- truth is stranger than fiction. Bu... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2011
    Note: Entire worthwhile series after the jump. You know what they say: a couple that slays together, stays together. No? Nobody says that? Well I just did. "You also just said you'd kill everyone in the room for a Butterfinger Blizzard." I know, and I meant it. Shit, I'd... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    So tomorrow (April 27th) will mark one week since the Playstation Network was brought down after an attack on the system last Wednesday, April 20th. Sony reports the network will remain down indefinitely as they rebuild the system from scratch (and dent). In more important ne... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2011
    Seen here tormenting a cat instead of laying waste to that Roomba LIKE I SPECIFICALLY YELLED AT HER TO DO, Hammy Princess shows off her Theo Jansen inspired hamster-ball mecha. JEALOUS SUPER MONKEY BALL IS JEALOUS. Princess is a tiny little thing, much smaller than what I had... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    Seen here putting everything they've learned from Tekken to good use, a group of gamers fought off a couple masked robbers from PC Gamerz gaming cafe in Kaneohe, Hawaii over the weekend. And thankfully for us, the whole altercation was caught on tape. Geek fight! Best quote ... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    Look at that picture. Can you tell which one's the humanoid robot? That was a trick question -- those are all real people. Jesus, stop being so paranoid. Two robots with surveillance, tracking, firing and voice recognition systems were integrated into a single unit, a defen... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    A group of would-be thieves were recently arrested after picking the wrong alley to conduct a mugging. You know, because they did it right in front of a ninja school. Master Splinter?! The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the late-nigh... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2009
    Ant colonies, like rabbits, are cuddly prolific. So prolific, in fact, scientists have just discovered a single interrelated colony of Argentine ants that has populated much of the globe. ATTAAACK! The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Want to look like a shark attack victim? I know, who doesn't? Well now thanks to a line of wetsuits by Diddo (the same guy that created these designer gas masks), you can. But if shark attack victim isn't for you, what about an anatomical muscle suit? Or wood? Or a rusted ... / Continue →