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  • December 3, 2013
    This is a short video of an Assassin's Creed IV glitch where your ship rises from the middle of the earth while your crew goes floating off into space. That has not happened to me. Although one time in a cutscene the character I was talking to disappeared and I was left there... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Listen, I know I posted that Star Wars parkour yesterday, but this one is really good. Like, really, REALLY good. "Herher, what is it, parkour week on Geekologie?" YOU SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE, SCALAWAG. This is a video of Chris Cromwell (plus runswell!) parkouring around Comic-Co... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is a gallery of PS3s customized with different video game themes by Javier Riquelme of Jriquelme Mods. They're all impressive, but I particularly liked the Assassin's Creed and Bioshock Infinite ones. I'd honestly give my left nut for one of those. And, since we are being ... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2013
    Because fact-checking is for people who don't have GOOD GUT INSTINCTS, a Danish news station recently displayed a rendering of Damascus from Assassin's Creed instead of the current Damascus skyline like they intended. I've since been fired from my position as head picture find... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Remember the previous Assassin's Creed parkour video? I didn't. Thankfully a tipster reminded me. And now free-runner Ronnie Shalvis is back at it, this time with an Assassin's Creed III themed parkour video which may or may yes involve hanging redcoats and doing flips over ... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    So apparently Gamestop and EB Games are going to start selling these spring-loaded Assassin's Creed hidden blade replicas ($40) October 31st, just in time to pick up and complete your Ezio Auditore Halloween costume for later that night. Of course, if you're not a last-minute ... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is a pair of Assassin's Creed III costumes made by Rick Boer and worn by himself and his wife, Dominique Boer. Rick is cosplaying as Conner from the upcoming AC III title and Dominique as Aveline de Grandpre from the PS Vita's AC III: Liberation. They...did a good job. I... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    This is the $320 Assasin's Creed 'Kenyway' jacket created by Volante Designs to resemble the one protagonist Connor Kenway wears in the upcoming Assassin's Creed title. The jackets are made to order and available in two different front-closure styles and "virtually any combina... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    Haha -- even assassins forget what floor they parked on sometimes! This is a video of parkour pro Ronnie Shalvis dressed as Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad from the Assassin's Creed series climbing up walls and jumping off buildings and doing flips and all kinda stuff that probably keeps hi... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    WHY IS THERE A GRAPE TOOTSIE ROLL POP ON THE FLOOR -- and can I have it? These are a couple pictures of DeviantARTist volfraider's Assassin's Creed inspired hidden gun/blade combo. The gun hides up your sleeve until, SNIKT! -- there's a gun in your hand and you're waving it a... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2012
    With the heartbreaking news that Bioshock Infinite's release has been pushed back to February, 2013, Assassin's Creed moves up a place on my "games coming out this fall that I'm excited about" list (which actually exists and I look at whenever I get depressed and feel like I ca... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you w... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2011
    Guy: I AM Ezio Auditore. Girl: I'm smexy! Is Monteriggioni like macaroni? When you get right down to, there are very few things I need in the world. The love of a lady with knockers bigger than mine (shit, or smaller -- just no penis) and a cool $10-million and I'd be set. T... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    Ezio Auditore called -- he said you better forward the schematics to da Vinci for him. This is a professional looking wrist-mounted crossbow entirely homemade by A+ shop student Patrick Priebe. Entirely homemade by the Geekologie Writer? This lasagna. "I can see the Stouffe... / Continue →