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LOLWUT?: Spankable Ketchup Bottle Bottoms

Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I'm serious, I don't. The whole dressing...
March 3, 2010

Whee: Pop Your Booty With Booty Pop Panties

Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the...
January 6, 2010

Russian Whale Tails Taking Web By Storm

Vilena, the woman above, is the originator of a Russian internet phenomenon I'm dubbing "whale tailing". Basically, she took the picture you see there (with her ass...
May 14, 2009

TA-DA!: Hubless Motorcycle Runs On Magic

This is a motorcycle with hubless wheels. Unfortunately, due to my tiny, dinosaur(loving) brain, I'm incapable of understanding how such future technology works. So this is when...
March 16, 2009

Sharpie Lamborghini For Sale on eBay

Remember the Sharpie Lamborghini posted a couple months ago? Well it's back, and this time on eBay. That's right folks, for the low, low price of somewhere...
November 12, 2008

Treadmill Bike Makes My Head Explode

Similar to last week's Naturmobil, the Treadmill Bike is half treadmill, half bicycle, and half ridamndiculous. The logic behind it made my head explode. Now my brain...
May 12, 2008

Dude Gets Questionable Mario Tattoos

You know, sometimes you have to do something you don't want to and "take one for the team". Like when you have to Photoshop pictures of a...
April 24, 2008

Fridge Backpack -- Wait Is That A Thong?

The Boxcooler is a refrigerator in a backpack by designer Sebastian Bertram. It has room for both food and dishes and "thermoelectric Peltier elements replace the traditional...
March 14, 2008