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Yes For Real: Fake Eyelashes For Your Car

Carlashes are eyelashes for your car (to compliment the thong). They're $25/pair (plus an extra $20 if you want crystal-stud "eyeliner"), and aimed at the women who...
August 27, 2010

Plus You Look Cool: Supine Reading Glasses

I'm pretty sure these $50 Supine Reading Glasses have been around for awhile because I remember using them to look up girls' skirts while breakdancing, but here...
February 16, 2010

Pass The Butter: GIANT CRAB IS GIANT!!

Anybody else just flash back to Half Life? Me neither, it was a Dead concert. Anyway, this is a giant f***ing Japanese Spider Crab. It was recently...
February 12, 2010

Woman Celebrates Halloween Early

A Cincinnati woman went out and did it up right by celebrating Halloween early this year. Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in...
September 30, 2008

I Just Pray To God She's Joking

Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again. The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break] Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before....
September 22, 2008