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  • September 11, 2015
    This is a shot of the most important new emojis included in the upcoming iOS 9.1 update. Which one are you most excited about? "APPLE SUCKS ANDROID'S ROBOT BALLS!" I should have known that was coming. Still, all you iPhone users can thank my letter-writing campaign for the ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    This is iWheel, a human sized hamster wheel built from 36 empty iMac boxes. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage. Just kidding, I am a hamster in a Habitrail. I'm gonna go take a nap in the big red ball! Now, am I supposed to follow the green tube or the blu... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    Rounding out the entirety of our Apple Watch coverage (which consists of the previous post and this one), here's a video of an Apple Watch being submerged in liquid nitrogen, then getting smacked with a sledgehammer. So if you ever wondered if a super cold Apple Watch can surv... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Tom Dickson from Blendtec turning a new Apple Watch into a pile of cancerous dust in a blender. So if you were wondering if an Apple Watch is blendable, the answer is yes. Still, it would have been infinitely cooler to see Tom try to blend that watch while ... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2015
    This is a screencap from Google Maps of a spot in Rawalpindi, Pakistan (links to actual Google Map) featuring a half mile tall Android logo peeing on the Apple logo. It's just like those bootleg Calvin and Hobbes stickers of Calvin peeing that good ol' boys put on their trucks... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is the aftermath of a Japanese man cheating on his girlfriend. She decided to exact revenge by dumping all his dozen plus Apple products in the bathtub. For reference, that is entirely too many Apple products. Plus girlfriends. Hopefully the sex was worth it, bro. Whe... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    With the release of mobile operating system iOS 8.3, Apple is adding more than 300 new emojis to your iPhone or iPad, almost all of which are racially diverse versions of an already existing emoji. All the choices can be accessed by holding down your finger on the new standard... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    These are tweets from Twitter user @radjc of her new iPad two hours apart. Can you tell the difference? Apparently the second pic was taken after she dropped the thing down the stairs. Jesus, what were the stairs made out of, hand grenades? Thanks to lilco, who agrees maybe... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2013
    Twice this month drivers using Apple Maps for directions have wound up on a runway at Fairbanks International Airport in Alaska, thanks to a glitch in the app that affects newer devices. Honey -- doesn't this road seem a little wide to you? Thankfully, nobody was hit by an ai... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    Honey, it finally happened -- I caught a man nursing his iPhone at the office today. Seen here in what appears to be the middle of a steamy sexting session, a man uses his nipple to unlock the iPhone 5S's fingerprint scanner. That's because, just like fingerprints, nipples ar... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is a series of women dressed as internet browsers (previously: fashion sketches of women dressed as internet browsers). Which is your favorite? I like Opera. And I'm not just saying that because I would constantly try to throw things through her hair hoop, but I would a... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2013
    As proof that Apple products, are, in fact, deadly weapons, this is the iPad that got stuck in a Georgia woman's car bumper. The woman says she noticed an object coming at her while driving but didn't think anything of it (not a good driver quality btw) until she got home and ... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2012
    This is a video of little person Richard Ryan destroying an iPad mini with a 3,000-6,000 rounds/minute minigun. Truthfully, I wasn't going to post the video because destroying the latest gadget with guns is so commonplace now you can probably walk outside and catch somebody pu... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2012
    Apple, a company best known for refusing to replace the glass on my iPhone for free despite me yelling, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU? I'M THE PRESIDENT'S SON!" several times on the phone, has agreed to pay $21-million to license the iconic clock design they had previously sto... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    I'm serious -- don't tell my granpda. He doesn't even know what an iPad is but he'll want to know, then you'll get sucked into a half hour conversation that will probably end with him falling asleep mid-sentence. This is the iRock (really?), a $1,300 rocking chair that genera... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2012
    This is 'Venus', the aluminum superyacht designed by Steve Jobs over the last few years of his life. It's super, and it's a yacht. Construction was just recently finished, and the boat was christened 'Venus' during a ceremony with Jobs' family present. Admittedly, it does ki... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2012
    Because this is the sad, sad world we live in, Computer Choppers (think West Coast Choppers, then forget West Coast Choppers and think of a company that just coats electronics in expensive metals) is selling 24k gold-plated MacBooks. They're perfect for the person who wants th... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    This is a very brief history of operating system scroll bars. It's not inclusive though, because I don't even see the one I'm using on there. Regardless, they've really come a long way, haven't they? SPOILER: Nope. Thanks to Deacon, who, based on his email, is apparently VE... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    Seen here voiding the hell out of a warranty, a 50-caliber rifle round punches a fiery hole (like a butt after Fourthmeal) through a new iPhone 5. You know, because that's how some people spent their weekend/paycheck. Me? I played Borderlands 2 for over 18 hours. There's an... / Continue →