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  • June 13, 2013
    This is a short video of PopCap announcing a new Peggle game at E3, and, despite the announcer's solid jumping ground punch, the audience doesn't care. I think I heard one clap. Me? I would have been swinging my shirt around over my head and screaming till I passed out, like... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    Nintendo just announced the upcoming fall release of a high-definitionized version of Wind Waker for the Wii U. Nintendo says they have an all new Zelda game in the works, but it won't be ready to announce for awhile, so they encourage gamers to play Wind Waker HD in the meant... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2012
    Seen here cheesin' his physics-loving face off during an interview with the BBC, Stephen Hawking reacts to CERN's confirmation that the Higgs Boson particle has likely been found, and how he's out $100. Per ol' robot-voice himself: This is an important result, and should be r... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    Sometime on Wednesday, while I'm BBQ-ing my corn on the cob loving face off, scientists working with CERN's Large Hadron Collider are excepted to announce the existence of the Higgs Boson particle and NOT that the collider is pregnant having a girl (although Optimus Prime has b... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2012
    In an unsurprising announcement that shocked no one (I even dozed off for a little), Apple unveiled the next generation of iPad today and it has pretty much all the features that were expected and none of the ones I was hoping for (x-ray vision, 3.5" floppy drive, penis-shaped ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    Because we live in a world where ANNOUNCING an upcoming trailer for a video game is news, Rockstar will be dropping a video for Grand Theft Auto 5 next week on November, 2nd. Truthfully, I only wrote this so next week when I'm going through the previous week's posts hating mys... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Well folks, to the surprise of not a single f***ing person, Apple announced the iPad 2 today. Are you going to get one? Kidding, I don't really care, I was just making conversation. BAD CONVERSATION. That's how little I care. The highlights, per Engadget: "Twice as fas... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Are you trying to steal the Geekologie font-fade?! In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who keeps abreast (or even abutt) of tech rumors, Apple and Verizon have announced the iPhone 4 is coming to "America's most reliable network" (and best store to drag a child through -- ... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2010
    Unless you live under a rock like a roly-poly you've probably heard of the iPhone 4's shitty antennae sitch (that's cool-talk for situation, FYI). Well Steve Jobs announced today Apple will be giving away free bumper cases until September 30th that alleviate the problem. Hoor... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    To nobody's surprise, Microsoft announced the new XBox 360 yesterday. It has a number of notable improvements over the old brick, including: shiny blackness, a 250GB drive, built-in Wi-Fi, a quieter fan and a custom Kinect port for new motion controller. All for the same pric... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    Finally, we can all sleep at night having seen Apple's new tablet, the iPad. That's right, iPad (after taking a hint from the old Mad TV sketch). The first-gen tablet is 0.5 inches thin, 1.5 lbs, and has a 9.7" multi-touch screen. It will be powered by Apple's own 1GHz A4 ch... / Continue →