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  • May 22, 2015
    This is Cherax pulcher, a newly described species of crayfish from Indonesia. It looks like Mother Nature painted it with a picture of a beautiful nebula. You think she did it at one of those wine and painting parties I see so many pictures of in my Facebook minifeed? Maybe.... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2015
    This is a local news report from Sacramento, California about 73-year old crazy person Carl Moore punching a bear in the face to protect his dog. Most people only joke about fighting bears. Carl and I? We actually f***ing do it. What I wouldn't give to sit around and drink ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    This is a clip from Neil DeGrasse Tyson's show StarTalk of Bill Nye explaining sex from the Museum of Sex in New York. I'm going to be honest, the Museum of Sex isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined and as far as I could tell there are zero private fap booths. WARNING: The clip ... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2015
    Because they are very few things in life more satisfying than tormenting a friend, Goat Attack is an online service that will text goat pics and puns to the mobile number of your choice. They'll send 6 pics and messages for $0.79, or 14 for $1.19. Alternatively, just send the... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video taken off the coast of Australia of a spider crab colony migrating in a giant pyramid (technically just a big lump) formation to better defend themselves against predators. If I was one of those crabs I would want to be the one in the very bottom middle. And I ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2015
    This is a short video of some little jerk who provokes a monkey in Shimla, India, and receives swift justice in the form of an immediate jumpkick to the face. You know how they say don't tap on the glass at the zoo? Well this is what happens when there isn't any glass. Kee... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2015
    Because part of taking care of a pet is making them look ridiculous as possible, dog owners in Taiwan are getting their pet's faces cut and shaved into circles and squares. I want my dog's head shaved into a star. But I want his butt shaved into an easy to clean area, because... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is a short video of Marutaro the hedgehog running around with the Sonic theme and CG rings added. It was definitely the best six seconds of my day so far. Not including the six seconds I woke up and thought it was Saturday. The five minutes after that and before I had m... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    Note: Much larger version HERE so you'll have an easier time spotting the cat. This is a chart of dog breeds created by designer David McCandless that ranks the breeds by popularity and an overall data score consisting of intelligence, integrity, ailments, cost, grooming and a... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2015
    I mean, cool, but you're still jaywalking. Proving that chimps are infinitely smarter than anyone in my neighborhood, this is some footage captured near the Kibale National Park in Uganda of a group of chimps looking both ways before crossing a highway. Most people in my neig... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2015
    This is Diane's Bare-Hearted Glassfrog, a newly discovered and described species of translucent-bellied frog that lives in the Talamanca Mountains of Costa Rica. It also looks like Kermit the Frog. You think Kermit faked his own death to get away from Miss Piggy and go live i... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2015
    This is some remarkable footage from the remotely operated underwater vehicle Hercules of a sperm whale that comes to investigate the bot off the coast of Louisiana. The robot is about 2,000 feet down at the time of the encounter, significantly shallower than a typical sperm w... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is a video from the Royal Burgers' Zoo in the Netherlands of a chimpanzee knocking a quadrocopter out of the sky with a long stick. It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that chimps are infinitely more coordinated than I am. I still brag about that one time I killed a fly... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2015
    In I'll never look at penguins the same way again news, this is a shot of an Adélie penguin in Antarctica trying to take a bite of photographer Gordon Tait's camera. I never knew penguin's mouths were so full of scary. I guess those fish don't chew themselves up. And neither... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    Seen here eyeballing a friend with a rocket launcher strapped to its back, an endangered Amazon river turtle prepares to take us on a journey of epic proportions. Minus the epic proportions part. It's really just some murky underwater footage of a turtle party. Still, it was... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    These are a bunch of images created by Buzzfeed imagining popular 90's cartoons with live action characters. I would watch any one of them. Except Rugrats. A live action Rugrats would just be a bunch of children crawling around, and I don't need to see that. I see enough ch... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    This is a picture of two bodypainted women disguised as a chameleon by Italian artist Johannes Stötter. There's a video of them after the jump in case you're skeptical. There's also a BONUS picture and video of five bodypainted women disguised as a frog. Most impressive. N... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2015
    Seen here being watched far too intently by a zookeeper, Chinese pandas Lu Lu and partner Zhen Zhen mated for a solid 7-minutes and 45-seconds, breaking the previous record by two minutes, and my personal best by six and a half. Lu Lu has been given the nickname "Enduring Brot... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2015
    These are the DC Comics Batman Silhouette Tights available from Hot Topic ($12). They also have bear, bunny and cat ones that have the animal asses on the back of the tights. I thought that was a nice touch. FUN FACT: for every man who's ever waved a gun around robbing a ban... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2015
    This is a video taken from an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico of hundreds of sharks migrating north into Louisiana waters. It's believed the sharks are either blacktip or spinner sharks, neither of which pose a significant risk to humans. There have only been about 55 documente... / Continue →