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  • May 24, 2016
    This is the inside of a leatherback turtle's mouth and esophagus. Just what the hell is going on here? EVOLUTION, that's what. That shit looks like Predator's mouth on steroids and GMOs. Man, if my mouth looked like that there's no way I would have ever kissed a girl by now... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2016
    PROTIP: Turn your volume down. This is a video taken with a mini Sony Action Cam strapped to the back of a white-tail eagle, who dives off the top of the Eiffel Tower and bombs towards its handler's arm in the Trocadéro Gardens at 111-MPH. Man, eagle vision is no joke. I wis... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2016
    Meet Freddy the tortoise. Freddy was badly burned in a bush fire in Brazil and would not have survived without human intervention. Thankfully, a team calling themselves Captain Planet and The Planeteers The Animal Avengers rescued Freddy and 3-D printed him a bitchin' new she... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2016
    This is a video from Healy, Alaska of a moose playing a home's wind chimes with its head. I can't tell if it's trying to scratch its face or just likes the sound, but that moose is really going at it. Are wind chimes considered an instrument? Let me Google that. *Googles* ... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2016
    The Saltwater Brewery of Delray Beach, Florida has developed edible six-pack rings to help save marine life. The rings are made from barley and wheat leftovers from the brewing process and are 100% biodegradable. No word if eating them will get you drunk, but I'm already on m... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2016
    This is a very short video from the Sóstó Zoo in Hungary of a little squirrel monkey stealing a piece of food right out of a sloth's hand, who is far too slow to do anything about it but make an angry face. That poor sloth. Who goes around stealing people's food? "Says the g... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2016
    This is artist Heinrich Harder's interpretation of Elasmotherium sibiricum (aka the Siberian Unicorn), a giant land mammal that, until recently, scientists believe went extinct some 350,000 years ago. But with the discovery of a a skull in the Pavlodar region of Kazakhstan, sc... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2016
    This is a short video of opera singer/penguin harasser Nick Allen performing an impromptu aria in Antarctica and sending all the local penguins running for the hills. Way to go, Nick. What did those penguins ever do to you? Have they ever come to one of your performances and... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2016
    These are a handful of pictures of a cat wearing a hat eating a little cake. Unfortunately, there isn't much more information about just what the hell is going on here. Is that a regular cake? Is it a special tuna flavored cat cake? How is that hat staying on? Is it the cat... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2016
    Because cats already have 3-D printed, leather and metal armor available, this is an example of the aluminum battle armor Etsy shop Lebovskiart makes for dogs. This particular armor was made for a 20kg (~45-pound) dog, but they will make custom armor for any size dog (starting... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2016
    Because Mother Nature is off her rocker and the batteries in her Life Alert died so she can't get the help she needs, this is a video of a snake that's being eaten by a toad trying to fight a cat. That is not something you see everyday. A double rainbow either, but I bet you'... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2016
    This is a video from Knudson Cove Marina in Ketchikan, Alaska of a giant humpback whale breaching right next to the dock. The man in the video is Captain Cy of Strike Zone Sportfishing. Because when you live in Ketchikan, Alaska, you better have a name like Captain Cy. I wou... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2016
    This is a compilation video of cats being confused by DVD players. I had no idea filming your cat being confused by a DVD player was such a popular thing. "This is the internet." Right you are. I love how every cat's reaction is to slap the DVD tray. When confused, slap it... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2016
    These are a couple videos of a boxy but safe Volvo that's been covered in animatronic singing and dancing lobsters and a small fortune in Big Mouth Billy Bass fish. Apparently the car (officially known as the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir) has been around for years but I'd never se... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2016
    This is a video from South Carolina of an alligator trying to ring a house's doorbell, then eat whoever answers the door and rob the place blind. Unfortunately for him, it does not go as planned. After nobody answers (would you? I would, and I'd be wearing a brand new pair o... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    This is a video from Malaysia of a street musician who's attracted the attention of a group of kittens, who stop to watch him perform. My last concert? Nobody came, not even a cat and I play a tuna can for a drum. I thought for sure they'd come running when they heard that. ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2016
    This is a short video tour of the miniature Jurassic Park built by Oliver Turpin for his pet tortoise Louis. It's got the main gates, visitor center, and even the broken t-rex fence. That is a pretty sweet pad. I'd live there, but I'd have to get to know Louis first because ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2016
    This is a clip from the BBC Earth series Super Powered Owls (that's a real show that exists apparently) explaining how owls are able to fly so silently. SPOILER: Magic spells. Everybody knows owls are the preferred bird of wizards so it only makes sense. If I had an owl I'm ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2016
    This is a two minute video of a ton (okay, maybe a pound) of hummingbirds swarming a bunch of feeders in some guy's front yard. I love hummingbirds. I also love this guy's commentary. He sounds like he would make a good neighbor. The kind of guy you could borrow a cup of su... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a compilation video from the Nagasaki Bio Park in Japan of hippos eating watermelons. They love those things. And me too, one time I ate two watermelons myself at a BBQ and everyone was pissed I did it secretly in the bathroom and there was no watermelon left for anyon... / Continue →