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  • April 29, 2016
    This is a compilation video from the Nagasaki Bio Park in Japan of hippos eating watermelons. They love those things. And me too, one time I ate two watermelons myself at a BBQ and everyone was pissed I did it secretly in the bathroom and there was no watermelon left for anyon... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a Disney collectible Darth Vader helmet that's been covered in python skin by the folks at ELEMNT. They only made this one though and it's the only one they're going to make so if you want it you better rush over there and have a credit card with at least $3,000 availa... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2016
    This is a shot of one and half year old pet owl Poldi using a mushroom as an umbrella. Poldi's human Tanya Brandt is a photographer and snapped the picture when they were out adventuring in the woods together one day. Man, I wish I had an owl friend to go adventure in the woo... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2016
    These are the 'mens fashion wolf underwear funny 3D print boxers shorts' available from a seller from China through Amazon. The cost $22 for a 3-pack and have a wolf head printed on the crotch to release your inner beast. AROOOOOOOOOO!! That's the sound a wolf makes according... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2016
    These are several pictures of Huff the hedgehog. Huff is a three year old rescue hedgehog that was born with pronounced fangs and kind of reminds me of Tuna the dog. First of all, I thought everybody named their hedgehog Sonic. I thought that was a rule. Although in this ca... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    LOL those stupid rays think they're birds! This is a video from the BBC of a group of Mobula rays jumping out of the ocean to bellyflop in an attempt to attract a mate. Both males and females participate, trying to draw attention to themselves and their superior sexability. ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2016
    Because Happy Earth Day, this is a video of two northern tamanduas (a species of smaller anteater) meeting for the first time. I think they're in love! They're funny to watch because they look like they move in slow motion. Me? I am a SPEED DEMON. I only have two speeds: a... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2016
    This is an informative video about how venomous snakes kill their prey (previously: this video). Basically the venom causes red blood cells to rupture, and blood to clot. Smaller victims are killed when the blood clots get lodged in blood vessels and cause a stroke or cardiac... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2016
    This is the footage captured by Alex Figueroa near Florida's Circle B Bar Reserve of a massive alligator eating a smaller alligator while two people stand entirely too close to the whole ordeal. That small gator will never have the opportunity to grow into a massive gator like... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video of Lance Burgos and his son checking their catfish lines in St. Martinville, Louisiana when Lance pulls up a giant gator. Apparently that is not what they were hoping for and quickly hightail it out of there. Me? I would have pulled the gator aboard and made ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2016
    Suckers, get it? It's double cool in this case because octopuses have suckers on their tentacles. Obviously, he took his suckers with him though. I don't know, I'm not that smart and none of my former teachers will admit that they taught me. Inky the octopus escaped the Nat... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2016
    This is a shot and video of what is believed to be the largest snake ever captured, a 26-foot, 550-pound reticulated python found near a construction site in Paya Terubong, Malaysia, where I assume they were constructing the world's largest mouse statue. Herme Herisyam, an of... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2016
    This is a retro chart from Compton's Encyclopedia detailing the average lifespans of a bunch of different animals. I had no idea that carp and swans and gooses and rhinos lived so long. Or earthworms! Can they really live almost ten years? That's gonna make it extra sad eve... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a video of Jumpy the Border Collie/Blue Heeler mix painting a landscape with the help of his trainer (previously: Jumpy painting his own name). I want to buy that painting. I want to buy it and frame it and hang it up on the wall in the foyer and tell everybody I pain... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a potentially fake video of snowboarder Kelly Murphy filming herself snowboarding in Japan while singing Rihanna's 'Work' and unknowingly being chased by a (possibly CG) bear. That is scary. I've only been chased by a bear once in my life, and let me tell you -- once ... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2016
    This is a video of Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund playing a friendly game of street hockey with his pal Oakley (who may or may not also be a celebrity but I'm not up to date on dog celebrities because I don't read Dog Fancy magazine anymore). My dad sent this to me, presumably... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2016
    This is a short video of a 2-year old communicating with a group of turkeys hanging out in his neighborhood. Apparently if you gobble similar enough to a turkey, they'll respond. I guess that's why turkey calls exist for hunters. It all makes sense now. I couldn't really un... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2016
    This is some ultra extremely rare and fascinating footage of a Japanese pygmy squid squirting ink to hide itself from prey before moving in for the kill. Usually squids use ink as a defensive tactic, but now scientists have learned they're using it for offense as well. Playin... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2016
    This is a surprisingly worthwhile video of a cat losing its mind over one of those little plastic banks where the cat reaches out of its box with a paw to steal your coin. I wonder what was going through that cat's head. You think he was wondering where the coin went? Or you... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2016
    This is 'The Armor Of Love', a horse haircut provided by the folks at England based JMC Equestrian Custom Clipping. I don't think it was intentionally Zelda themed, but it certainly LOOKS Zelda themed with the Master Sword and all the hearts and all. Now I want a pony. Does ... / Continue →