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  • October 3, 2014
    This is a video of an angry goat trying to knock people over with Street Fighter music and graphics added. First he knocks over a couple on a motorcycle, then a lady crossing the street, then a would-be hero comes along and tries to avenge the previous woman's loss with a coup... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2010
    This is horribly crappy camera-phone video of a teacher going nuts on some high school students and eventually throwing chairs, including one through a window. You don't actually see too much on account of the camera-phoner sucking 200% at life AND videography, but you can cer... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2010
    Westley Strellis decided to test the durability of flatscreen televisions at a Georgia Walmart. With a metal baseball bat (also great for repairs) he scored from the sporting goods section. None of them passed his test. Good to know, Westley -- want a ride to Best Buy? Yo... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2010
    This is a little gallery from College Humor that reimagines video games named what people say the most while playing them. They're pretty accurate. But, for your reading pleasure, I've compiled a list of some of my personal faves. 1. MOOOOOOOM -- I Need Another Juice Box! 2.... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    NOTE: NSFW DUE TO LANGUAGE. WATCH IT WITH HEADPHONES ON OR THE VOLUME LOW. There's rock bottom, and then they're webcam-ing yourself crying and punching the wall over your disappointment about Modern Warfare 2. Jesus, kid, fix yourself a spot of tea and calm the f*** down. ... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    This is a video of the Atari classic Paperboy, but in real life. It's a little longer, and I know most of you have ADD (I'm right here with you), but it's definitely worth a watch while on the clock. Plus, the guys who made it are loyal Geekologists, and you know how I feel a... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2009
    Allegedly this is the footage that led up to the infamous World of Warcraft freak-out video. Basically, kid has a dick for a brother and some serious anger management issues. Now I'm not saying he has serial killer written all over him, but he did try to sodomize himself with... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2009
    Rory McInnes, 18, inspired by a television program he watched about Google Earth, climbed onto his parent's roof and painted a 60-foot phallus with a bucket of white paint. It took his parents over a year to discover the monster shlong, and now Rory "will have to scrub it off ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2009
    NOTE: Video consists of the calls to 911. Not once. Not twice. But three times did Latreasa Goodman call 911 about the lack of McNuggets at her local McDonald's and the manager's unwillingness to give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2009
    A Gizmodo reader by the name of Kevin sent them this picture of his pasty arm. I got this tattoo about 8 months ago. I believe it perfectly sums up my feelings towards George [Lucas]. I love Star Wars, but I wish George would retire and leave the series in better hands. Just... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    This is a call to Verizon in which neither of the two customer service reps that get on the phone can distinguish the difference between $0.002 and 0.002¢. Thank God that wasn't me, because I would have shot a laserbeam out of my eyes and accidentally killed the cat. No, I d... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2009
    A Virgin Airways passenger, thoroughly upset with the meal and service during a flight, took matters into his own hand, and wrote Sir Richard Branson a personal complaint letter about the experience. An exerpt: So lets peel back the tin-foil on the main dish and see what's on... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    In this installment of money doesn't buy class comes a Ferrari station wagon. It was custom built by Ferrari for the Sultanate of Brunei and is making me sick to my stomach. The only thing worse than paying Ferrari to build a station wagon is to make one yourself. I just don... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2008
    A Star Wars fan and culinary artist wanted to make a Star Wars-y dish, but was reluctant to eat any of the cool characters. The solution? You guessed it -- Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks was easily the worst thing about The Phantom Menace. If I could create a scrumptious salad out o... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2008
    A man is selling his last respect for George Lucas on eBay, in the form of a Darth Maul figure. Because this Darth Maul represented my faith in George Lucas (it was bought back in the heady days of 1999 when the words Star and Wars still brought to mind childhood dreams and wo... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2008
    Okay so I've been sitting here playing Bomberman on FireNES and pretending those sick, sick women were the enemies in the game. It wasn't working so I went outside and cut down one of my asshole neighbor's trees. Now I'm feeling a little better, but not much. I figured I'd t... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2008
    Let's face it, sometimes you're going apeshit and the only thing that'll make you feel better is breaking something. Enter the Anger Release Machine. It's a vending machine created by artists Katja Kublitz and Ronnie Yarisal that's filled with china. You just insert your mon... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2008
    The Icon Watch costs about $82 and looks all blocky with its 8-bit styling. I like it. Nice and simple. Really takes me back. Back to the day when I invented a 4-bit watch and was doing great until some company trumped me with an 8-bitter and stole all my damn profits. Tha... / Continue →