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  • July 17, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,661 U.S. men, the average length of an erect American penis is only 5.6-inches (14.2-cm). And that's assuming nobody lied and added on another wishful inch. Fun fact: when I went to the doctor my penis had to be measured with a football field... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    Because the majority of Americans are dummies and like to prove it regularly on my Facebook feed (my friends are actually on the lower end of intelligence), 51% of recent survey participants expressed a concern that rain or other inclement weather could affect cloud computing b... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2012
    This is a badass Captain America themed cake made by Tumblr-er LoveandLotsofSugar for her son's 4th birthday. As you can see (and the title I wrote clearly states), it has an American flag interior. Me? I'm all blood and guts on the inside. You? You're full of hot air. "... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy's pants or something. Be careful though -- I heard she has a killer bush. SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America's butthol... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2011
    Russia just approved a 62-mile high-speed railway tunnel that will connect Soviet Russia and Alaska. Why? I have no idea, but if premium vodka prices mysteriously bottom out here in the U.S., well, I'd be okay with that. The Russian government has given the go-ahead on an ... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Note: X-wing your way over to a full-size version HERE. Rogue Leader Rebecca Crane went and created a map of The United States of Star Wars (or USSW if you're into the whole brevity thing), with a different planet/location from Star Wars representing each state based on simila... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2010
    In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, al... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2010
    I'd like to take this time to thank all the servicemen and women who have given their lives so that I can write without fear or censorship. And to those still serving: keep up the good work, and come home safe. Here's to you, The Geekologie Writer... / Continue →