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  • October 27, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter project for the BeerLoft storage system ($20 for one, $35 for two). Each strip adheres to the top of the fridge with a piece of 3M adhesive and can hold up to the three beers (or other metal-topped bottles) using neodymium magnets. Unfort... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2014
    In what may prove to be the most epic beer run of all time, scientists have determined that gas cloud G34.3 in the constellation Aquila has enough alcohol to provide 300,000 beers to every human on earth for a billion years. Obviously, I've already punched the cloud's coordina... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    The award-winning De Halve Maan brewery in Bruges (weird movie) has just been approved to construct a 1.8-mile beer pipeline to connect its downtown brewery (where it's been brewing beer for almost five centuries) with a newly constructed bottling plant outside of town. The pi... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2014
    This is a video of German waiter Oliver Struempfel carrying 27 one-liter mugs 40-meters to clench the world record for beer carrying. Impressive, but I once rolled a keg into a friend's house SINGLE-HANDED. Well, I used both hands, but I did it all by myself. That was a grea... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2014
    This is The Comic Book Super Drunk Hangout, a line of conceptual superhero/antihero themed beers imagined by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. You know, I brewed my own beer once. Everyone who tried it got sick. "You did it wrong." No, we just each drank like twenty apiece. ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2014
    This is the Beer Briefcase available from Perpetual Kid ($45, although you could make your own out of any briefcase and some foam padding). It holds six beers. It doesn't cool them or anything, it just keeps them well protected. Although if you show up at my place with this ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2014
    This is a video of ready-to-die Will Williams chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels in 13-seconds. You should not try this at home. Or a friend's home. Or in a nearby parking lot like Will is in the video. Nice Mumford & Sons shirt, by the way. You like that 'I Will Wait' song ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    This is the 99-pack of Peacemaker beer available from Austin Beerworks. It's seven feet long, weighs 82-pounds, costs $99, and has 99 beers inside. For reference, that's about a dollar a beer. "No, that's EXACTLY a dollar a beer." OH COOL, YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH, WAY TO BRAG. ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    This is the $10 Das Can-In-Stein available from ThinkGeek. It turns any 12-ounce can into a stein. It was an April Fool's product that they made a reality. They're not actually made out of metal though, they're resin, but will probably still make a formidable weapon in the e... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A group of students from North Carolina State University are developing Undercover Colors, a line of fingernail polishes that can detect the presence of common date rape drugs (GHB, Rohypnol and Xanax) by swirling a finger in your drink (previously: drug detecting straws, cups ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is a small series of booze bottles piss-poorly Photoshopped to offer more truth in advertising. For the record, I would still drink all of them, regardless of the consequences. As a matter of fact, just last night I drank four pints of Complain About Your Coworkers To Th... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is a small series (there's three) of Volkswagen ads designed by Costa Rican art director Fabio Obando featuring drunk superheroes who have gotten into car accidents. The tagline reads 'Don't let your ego drive you. If you drink don't drive.' It's a valid message. Altho... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    This is a timelapse of 12,400-gallons of Sierra Nevada's Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale being fermented. If you've never had Bigfoot before, it's a hoppy 9.6% ABV barleywine style beer that can and will kick you in the nuts if you drink too many of them. It is not my favorite. ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    This is a video of bartender Po Hseng Hsu, who's been dubbed the Bruce Lee of flair bartending. He does have some pretty cool tricks, I especially like when he spins the bottle on the cup. I could watch stuff like this all day, just as long as that's not my drink I'm waiting ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    This is the series of Disney character inspired cocktails made by Cody of Cocktails by Cody. I would drink all of them. EXCEPT the ones that are any color besides brown. I don't drink blue drinks, I don't drink pink drinks, and I don't drink anything that comes with fruit or... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Jelly Belly has just announced it's adding a hefeweizen inspired Draft Beer flavored jelly bean to its lineup. Personally, I'll be sticking to pear. PEAR IS MY JAM, HAAAAAAAI! *bouncing off the walls* "Jesus, GW, how many of those pear-flavored sugar bombs have you already h... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Legless Pirate Cork Screw designed by Nick Lerwill and sold by SUCK UK for $15. You want one? I kind of want one. One time a guy at the bar made me bet him $40 he wouldn't screw the bartender's corkscrew into the skin between his thumb and index finger. He did i... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2014
    Jello shots are basically nature's way of sneaking alcohol into your system without it noticing right away. And now Jeroen Domburg of SpritesMods has built a 3-D printer that can print basic shapes inside of them. They're sure to be a hit at your next sausage party. PI KAPPA... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2013
    In news that sounds suspiciously like a shitty MacGyver episode, researchers at York University in Toronto, Canada, were able to send the text message 'O CANADA' twelve feet across the room using vodka. It marks the first time 'O CANADA' has ever been sent as a text message. ... / Continue →