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  • November 16, 2015
    The IZIVIBE is a phone case that uses your phone's vibrations to make it a vibrator. It has an app to utilize seven different vibration modes to get you off. The app can also be controlled by a long-distance lover when they're not around. Me? I can still be intimate with my ... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the $1,000 TwerkingButt sex toy available from P0rnhub this August (go to for more info and videos). There is also a non-twerking version available for $700 in case twerking scares you and you're afraid of your penis getting butt-danced off. The sex t... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2014
    This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob. The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    My ceiling fan has the same remote! Meet the $160 We-Vibe 4 couples vibrator. It provides stimulation for both the man and woman during sex. Basically, the vibrating part that looks like a little squid head goes inside, while the part that looks like a Wii nunchuck rests out... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    The weight of that lock alone would tear my penis off! Are you a dude? Are you a dude who's been itching to lock away his privates but hasn't found a pecker locker with the right finish yet? Well the wait is over, because CB-X ("the world leader in male chastity") has you co... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is a small series (only C-3PO, R2-D2 and Stormtrooper varieties) of Star Wars character themed sex toys imagined by Balazs Sarmai (of Avengers themed sex toy fame). They're all based on existing adult products available from LELO, so with enough nontoxic paint you could a... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Meet the Clicktorix, a $85 smartphone controlled vibrator. The intensity is controlled via a free app, which also provides an estimated time till orgasm and calories burned. Cool, but why not just make a smartphone ATTACHMENT that's a vibrator. I'll tell you why -- because s... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I du... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2013
    This is a line of conceptual Avengers themed sex toys. One for each member. Member, LOL. Whatever, if I'm twelve then you're eleven. Hit the jump to see the rest but you'll have to make an extra click at the bottom if you want to see the Hulk because I censored the main ima... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    This is a collection of rings called 'Ménage à Quatre'. They were designed to not only look fancy, but stimulate a lady's privates. Something I know very little about but am desperate to learn. PROFACT: did you know vaginas run from front to back and not side to side like a ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2013
    This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Note: Uncensored shot HERE. And sadly, no, they don't come in blue or green. This is the $200 Fun Factory (Fun Factory -- or FUNNEST Factory?) Stronic Eins Pulsator. It looks like a vibrator, but it's not, it's a pulsator. It pulsates instead of vibrates, giving the sensati... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    I happen to know finger vibrators have existed for awhile because I remember going to buy vitamins at Target (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) and seeing that Trojan was even selling one. That one wasn't nearly powerful enough for my needs though so I wound up giving it... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is the Buxxxer series of vibrators from new Italian sex toy manufacturer Kokoro (and NOT Totoro, who doesn't want anything to do with your privates). They look like little people. That's weird. They are, from left to right: Clitt, Woody, and Geena. Personally, I would ... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Got $15,000 burning a hole in your pocket but not into that DeLorean watch? How about a really expensive vibrator? Enter the LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, quite possibly the first sex toy a burglar would purposefully steal. Is it really the world's most expensive vibrator? No cl... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2012
    This is a pair of $20 plastic Wolverine claw toys. They're pretty cheesewhizzy, but I still want them. I've been looking for something that says, "Don't mess with me" when I'm out jogging at night. Apparently the fanny-pack isn't cutting it. "And you feel like something ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    Huntsville, Alabama is best known for four things: Antoine Dodson, Struttin' That Ass, NASA/ The Space & Rocket Center (read: Space Camp) and me spending 10 years of my youth (and one of my recent adulthood) there (well, Madison). My brother and parents still live there. And ... / Continue →