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  • July 22, 2014
    In honor of that questionable new NInja Turtles movie coming out in a few weeks, the folks at TheFineBros had modern children watch and respond to the original Ninja Turtles cartoon (previously: responding to a Game Boy). As usual, they are unappreciative little jerks. Except... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    These are the Nike Air Force Ones customized by sneaker lover Sekure D with a Donatello theme. They remind me of when I was a kid growing up in Alabama my buddy Tyson and I would run around barefoot all summer trying to develop ninja feet. Ninja feet are when the soles of you... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    IMAGES REMOVED Remember that kid's Ninja Turtle costume I posted last week that had us all scared Michael Bay's turtles were going to look like total shit? "I wasn't scared." That's because you are not a namby-pamby like I am. I haven't slept since I saw that picture. "Wow, ... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Because what good is making a new Ninja Turtle movie if you can't sell kid's Halloween costumes of all the characters, this is a leaked shot of a costume based on the way the Ninja Turtles will appear in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles due out in a few mon... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. It seems to be a new and improved version from the same manufacturer that used to make this one. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai see... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle heads bong blown by Bob the Glass Blower and owned by Tumblr-er Stoney McCoy. I like the ooze canister bowl -- that was a nice touch. You know, I used to have a two-footer that I'd nicknamed the Green Machine before I broke it trying to... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2013
    This is a gallery of the furnishings already in the house that Redditor Topherstiles' parents bought. Presumably the previous owner is dead because nobody alive would ever leave a life-size ninja turtle behind when they moved. Did I mention there are also life-sized Superman ... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2013
    This is allegedly the first on-scene shots of Megan Fox wearing April O'Neil's yellow jacket for the new Ninja Turtle movie produced by Michael Bay. If you can't tell by the look on my face right now, I'm pretty disappointed. "Plus there's popcorn in your hair." I know, I pu... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    These are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sculptures made entirely out of colored twist-ties by DeviantARTist justjake54. Leonardo and Raphael and Michelangelo are all looking in top shape, but Donatello, I'm not sure what happened to him. Plus I thought he was holding a pre... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2013
    These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2013
    Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is the very impressive Krang in his mechanical suit outfit made by theRPF user TVsRobLowe for a Halloween costume contest. I really think he captured the lifelessness of Krang's android body perfectly. Also, I have a pair of big red underwear just like those. "Who cares... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    This is Krang's android body made entirely out of little modular plastic blocks by LEGO builder Bruce Lowell because the company foolishly didn't make an ACTUAL Krang android body playset. What the hell, LEGO? Of course they also didn't approve my LEGO dildo playset either be... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2012
    These are shots of all the currently planned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO playsets. Both the box art, and a shot of a completely assembled set. I...will probably be buying a few (buying = putting on my Christmas list). I especially like the Krang and Michelangelo set. M... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2012
    This is Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles carved out of a watermelon inside a pumpkin by artist Mike V. As you can see, he did an amazing job and clearly has the skills to pay the bills. Cover my electricity this month? Hit the jump for another angle and the concep... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    I hate to have two LEGO related posts only separated by a single other article, but you know what they say: when life hands you lemons, you squeeze that shit into a fresh cut and EMBRACE THE PAIN. So officially licensed LEGO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sets are coming out next... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2012
    In stupid idiot news, the Nickelodeon reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has decided to replace the turtles' traditional "cowabunga" with the much dumber "booyakasha". Dammit, I told myself I wasn't going to drink today either. Now look at me! "Tongue kissing a bottle of... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2012
    Stop touching Raphael! This is some 3D Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle street art painted in London (although you can tell it's just a mat) to promote the new CG Ninja Turtles show debuting on Nickelodeon this weekend. Will I be watching? Yes. Will I be swinging nunchucks and j... / Continue →