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Videos Of Discovery's Special On Dino Sex

The question has long intrigued the smartest and most handsome of scientists (me, I'm talking about me): how did dinosaurs do it? If you answered "awkwardly", you're...
March 9, 2010

My Head Almost Exploded With Cuteness!

I've been looping this video for the past 20 minutes and I can't stop smiling my big toothless GW grin. Granted, it's already been on Youtube for...
December 1, 2009

Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in...
April 25, 2009

Wrong, Just Wrong: World's Worst Cookbook

This is the world's worst cookbook. It's called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. I just puked in my mouth a little. Semen is not only...
November 21, 2008

Why You Don't Kite Surf In Tropical Storms

Why shouldn't you kite-surf in tropical storms? Because they'll f*** you up. Not only will they slam you into the beach, they'll fling you across the street...
August 21, 2008

Wait, What? You Put The Servers Where?

So some company's lease expired and they had to move to different offices in the same building -- the only problem is there was nowhere to put...
June 27, 2008

Emoticons For Driving Are A Horrible Idea

Drivemocions are animated LED emoticons for your car. You just stick the suction cup to your back window, and presto -- you become a dangerous hazard and...
June 2, 2008

Coca-Cola Vending Robots Spotted In Japan

So apparently Coca-Cola has these oversized robotic bastards lumbering around Tokyo and pinching the heads off anyone that doesn't buy an ice-cold Coke from its cooling chamber....
May 20, 2008