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  • May 8, 2014
    In news that's sure to excite Donatello as he designs the Ninja Turtle's new site, .ninja domain names are now available for pre-order. And not just ninja, there are are ton of new top level domain names coming out because the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Number... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    Because there are a ton of people in the world that wish they had the strength and dexterity of a ninja but would make far better crash test dummies, this is a compilation video of martial arts fails. Mostly accidental head kicks, failing to break boards, and falling trying to... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is a $60 set of Samurai sword kitchen knives designed by Fizz Creations and for sale at Gizoo. You get a chef's knife, bread knife, utility knife and paring knife, each in its own saya (scabbard). *drawing sword* DiGiorno pizza -- you burnt the roof of my mouth and sull... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    This is a three minute video of Spiderman doing flips and cartwheels and jumpkicking the shit out of that practice dummy. He's got some pretty sweet moves. It just goes to show you that even with superpowers, it's still important to train. You think Wolverine doesn't still h... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2012
    This is a video of a guy using a series of air-punches to blow out a line of candles. It's probably not what you imagined when you read 'hadouken' in the title, and that's 100% my bad. To be fair though, hadouken literally means "wave motion fist", so they kind of are hadouke... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    Your fruit killed my family! This is a video of a guy kicking down a banana tree. "I could do an oak." Ha, just because your mom used to tell you that you could do anything you put your mind to? WELL SHE LIED. There's actually very little you can do, and even less you can ... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2011
    Because themed engagement photos are all the rage these days (you crazy kids!), Geekologie Reader Sean K. and his bride-to-be decided to spice up their photoshoot in the park with a ninja attack. Aaaaaaaand these are those pictures. Because if there's one thing that brings a ... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2011
    Screencaps: I'm good at them. Here's another video of cosplay characters fighting with added special effects by Yung Lee, the same guy that brought us this one. Apparently all the scenes were made up on the spot (no rehearsals) minus the ones with Zero-Suit Samus and Sheik (Z... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2011
    This is a video of a praying mantis (Idolomantis Diabolica -- the Devil's Flower Mantis) showing off his ninja-ing skills on some dude's thumb. Honestly, I can't even believe this thing exists in real life. Of course I said the same thing about Double-Stuffed Oreos, and yet t... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2011
    This is a stop-motion animation of a friendly battle between Ryu and Ken complete with special AND sound effects. What a minute -- friendly battle? There's no such thing as a friendly battle! IT IS IS KILL OR BE KILLED. Or, okay, run and hide, but that's generally frowned u... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2011
    Video editor Yung Lee went to the Anime North convention in Toronto and convinced a bunch of the cosplayers there to mock-battle him. Then he added some special effects (mostly a shit-ton of lens flare) and called it 'Epic Anime Time'. This is that video. Personally, I would... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Seen here throwing a life-altering nuttercut, two Street Fighters take turns performing ultra combos (NOT hj's) on each other. Sadly (or fortunately depending on how much you've hated them), this is the last installment in the Ultra Combos IRL series (previous efforts HERE and... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Note: I know that screencap looks pretty booboo but I promise the video is actually cool. Hit the jump to watch it. This is a video of a samurai fighting some sort of shadow spirit made out of CG crows or some shit. I'm not really sure, but eventually it takes the form of ... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    Remember the Street Fighter IV ultra combos video from a couple weeks ago? Pretty awesome, right? Yeah, TOO BAD IT WAS A TOTAL SAUSAGE LUNCHEON. So to make up for all the man-meat, the creators decided to shoot another video featuring ladies bringing the pain to a bunch of ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    Cake Rhapsody (aka Barbarann Garrard) made this Kill Bill inspired cake for her daughter's birthday. That's pretty much all the info I have, minus they should have warned me beforehand that the katana isn't edible. You ever pissed a katana before? Me neither, but if it's any... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Want a wedding band created using the same 'mokume gane' technique as authentic samurai swords? You're in luck! But also out of luck because you're getting married. There's only one way out of this: I'm gonna have to cut your ring finger off. Ready? HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-Y... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Ninjabread Men are ninja-shaped cookie cutters from Fred & Friends so you can stage little cookie fights in your highchair while mommy fixes dinner. Just don't knock over your sippy cup! These stealthy warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2010
    Okay, in a battle of epic adorableness, who would win -- Voltron girl or Chun Li? Because my money's on this ninja turtle. This Chun-Li Has Tiny Thighs [kotaku] Thanks to Lisa and pogs, who agree one of the best reasons to have kids in the first place is to dress them up as ... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    Need to brush up on your ninja-ing? Well fear not, because now you can take private ninja lessons (provided you live in New York or are willing to travel to New York or pay someone to kidnap the instructor). Are you writing this down, Ninja Boy? Learn the secrets of ancient ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    A group of would-be thieves were recently arrested after picking the wrong alley to conduct a mugging. You know, because they did it right in front of a ninja school. Master Splinter?! The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the late-nigh... / Continue →