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  • October 31, 2014
    This is the 'Halloween Meatloaf of Rat' created and cooked up by Charles Phoenix. Want to make your own? You can follow his recipe and directions HERE, which is super easy provided you can get your hands on some big ass chicken feet (I know a guy). Alternatively, go down to ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    This is Christmas Tinner, a (presumably fake) Christmas dinner in a can from UK based video game retailer GAME (previously: this 12-course meal in a can). They have the product on their site like you can buy it, but it says they're sold out and to 'Check Back Christmas 2014'. ... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2013
    Whoa, bro -- socks with sandals and no conductor's hat? This is the $23,000 Amusement Park Ride-On Railroad available from Hammacher Schlemmer (who else?). It's the 1:8 scale rideable train of your dreams. Could you imagine waking up Christmas morning to see one of these in ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    This is a shot of two kids who are (perhaps unknowingly) cosplaying as two Hobbits that are about to wind up on the dinner table of the orcs behind them. The shot is from a school in Spain where Carnival is in full effect right now (among other places) and where I should be ou... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    I actually posted The Deli Garage's food spraypaint last year, but that was before they were advertising the shit WITH GOLDEN CHICKENS. Which -- you think they lay golden eggs? God, where were you on this, McDonalds? Just think: "Strike it rich in taste this fall with our al... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2011
    Police in Vancouver, British Columbia impounded 13 exotic sports cars after their drivers decided to race them to dinner on the highway at speeds in excess of 120MPH. No word on what restaurant they were going to, but that shit must be f***in' goooooooood. What the racers, wh... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough cheese to cover the sauce. Unrelated, the last time I tried making my own pizza it cost $30 a... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2009
    The $16 Taste Explosion Salt & Pepper Shakers look like grenades. And speaking of salt and pepper: Uuuuuuh! Push it -- push it real good. Awh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Now when somebody asks you to pass the salt and pepper you can chuck these and then dive under ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2009
    This is a picture of a 10-foot great white shark that was almost bitten in half by what is believed to be a 20-foot great white -- just five feet short of Jaws and only seven short of my penis. 'It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2009
    I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex with a bowl of noodles so bad in my entire life. Well, that's not entirely true. Product Site Thanks to Carolina, who only eats her pasta the way god intended: with Mario and Luigi. ... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2009
    Because rich people sometimes struggle to find new things to blow their money on, Frankie Flood makes custom, one-of-a-kind pizza cutters. No word on price or if they're dishwasher safe, but from the looks of this one, no. That thing will kill every dish in the washer and the... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2009
    Several people rocking VISA prepaid credit cards got a peculiar $23,148,855,308,184,500 charge this week when using their VISA BUXX cards. That's 23 quadrillion dollars. To put that figure in layman's terms, it's almost double what I'm suing Disney for. In New Hampshire, Jos... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2009
    Just in time for Easter comes a gallery of last suppers, many of which with a geek twist to them. I posted a few of my favorites after the jump (including Popeye and Battlestar Galactica) but Popped Culture has 101 of them, so be sure to hit their link and see them all (in HQ ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2009
    The PING-PONG Dining Table by designer Hunn Wai is a luxurious looking table fit for both eating and beating the old ball around after dinner. PING-PONG Dining table harks back to the origins of table-tennis with its duality of both being a table fit for dining and playing on.... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2009
    Mmmm, bento: artsy AND delicious. Throw some Zelda up in the mix and, hello, side of lust! This particular box was made by anna the red, who was also responsible for some of the other ridiculous bento we've seen in the past. I first thought of making Link on his boat, but th... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2009
    Why you'd need a vending machine for a product that only requires hot water and three minutes to be ready for consumption is beyond me. Yet, here it is, a Cup Noodle (I always thought it was Cup-O-Noodles) vending machine. It's small enough to fit on a counter top, and incl... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    Remember when you were a kid and your parents wouldn't let you have dessert until you ate everything on your plate even though they convinced you it was rattlesnake and Rocky Mountain oysters (fried bull nads). Yeah, that sucked. But at least you would have had some entertain... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2008
    This is Microsoft's latest (and longest, at 4:30) commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. I found it moderately entertaining. But what I really took away from the experience was this: if Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld ever stayed at my place, I'd rob those suckers ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2008
    I typically eat alfresco, which for some might mean outdoors, but for me means butt-ass naked. I don't care if it's a 7-course dinner or a box of Oreos, I need to be comfortable. Well, for those formal tie-only affairs come these Dress For Dinner Napkins. As you can see, the... / Continue →