What A Time To Be Alive: A Pink Coffin Pool Float With Lid

July 9, 2018

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This is the pink coffin pool float (complete with lid) created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton. Apparently following an overwhelming interest on Instagram, they're decided to create a Kickstarter campaign to bring it to life (not active yet). No word what the pledge rewards will be, but I'm guessing inflatable coffin pool floats, possibly in different colors. "You're very astute." I'm one of the astutest. If astuting was an Olympic sport I could easily earn at least the bronze before having it stripped for doping. "Of course." My doctor said it was for my rash!

Keep going for a few more shots while I speculate if Rose would be willing to share this with Jack.

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Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees there's no classier way to be buried at sea.

  • Meh

    Funny here, but think about this. These things are the perfect boats we can send to Libia and North Africa for all the people making illegal crossings.

  • Guessing by the girls outfit this was actually made in the very early 80's?

  • Jenness

    What else is she going to do to chill out after Jazzercise?

  • steve holt

    could've used a whole lot more pictures of the babe demo'ing it.

  • Bling Nye

    Looking at the sequence of pictures, it also appears to have the power of transmuting genders.

    That's cool I guess.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Considering that I'm a gigantic male with very masculine features I don't think I like that option.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    does it come with the HUNK in the pictures???

  • kev ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

    i wish

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Doog

    Give me a viking funereal in one of those!

  • TheQiwiMan

    After you die, or... is this the way you're planning on it?

  • Doog

    Both. Either? Yes.

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