Real Products That Exist: The D20 Trilby Hat

July 6, 2018

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Because who couldn't afford to lose a few charisma points, this is the Crit Success d20 Banded Trilby hat designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It costs $30, is made of straw just like the first little pig's house, and has a band printed with d20s around the brim. Would you look good in it? Of course you would. Would anybody else? Not a chance. That's the thing about you -- your charisma is already off the charts. Just listen to my charisma detector when I wave it front of you. *beep beep beep beep beep* See? Off the charts. "Is that a pager?" LEARN HOW TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT.

Keep going for a closeup in case you wanted to know if the d20s on the band are embroidered or printed. *slaps back of head* They're printed, just like I said in the article.

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Thanks to Landon P, who agrees if you really want to increase your charisma stat you should wear it backwards. Just a heads up though: strangers will get pregnant.

  • Danny Deluxe

    We're approaching maximum M'lady good sir!

  • Beeronious

    M'GM...

  • Really mind blowing dear. Just superb to know.

  • isaiah

    Roll initiative.

  • Jenness

    I'm actually a fan of this and the price point. I don't think men wear nearly enough gentlemanly hats...or suits. *primly claps and nods her approval*

  • TheQiwiMan

    You are adorable.

  • Jenness

    And so is this hat!

  • Eric Ord

    Why do you never say that to me?

  • TheQiwiMan

    You are at LEAST 98.3% as adorable as Jenness.

  • Grand Old Drummer

    You're adorable too. 😘

  • Eric Ord

    Ty

  • GeneralDisorder

    If it was weaved carbon fibers that'd be cool as fuck. Or well, slightly less uncool than it is. Barely.

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  • Doog

    The official hat of virgins everywhere!

    I kid, I kid

  • Andrew Newton

    For when you want to roll a crit on that clit.

  • Bling Nye

    Roll initiative.

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    Whoever wears this hat is destined to roll a 20 for critical style points, right boys?

  • TheQiwiMan
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