No Thank You: Video Of A Swarm Of Mosquitos Trying To Bite A Human Through Netting

July 11, 2018

This is a video of a swarm of mosquitos trying to taste the sweet, sweet blood of a human arm that's just out of reach behind some mosquito-proof netting. Man, I hate mosquitos. I don't know what it is about my blood (it's irresistible, just like the rest of me), but they can never get enough. They would suck me dry if they could. Back me up, Dracula. "Wait, are we talking about--" Blood. "Oh yes, exquisite." What did you think I was talking about?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Simon L, who agrees the only thing worse than mosquitos are ticks.

  • Joy

    Botflies are worse than ticks... They lay eggs in your skin and the larvae move around under there...

  • Andyman7714

    That video needed some serious sound effect of swords unsheathing.

  • Closet Nerd

    Its like when Chucky tries to stab a guy through the seat....

  • MustacheHam

    Well, now I'm interested in investing in a mosquito net, but made of fire.

  • Doog

    Or electricity!

  • typowned

    Live from Washington, DC

  • Doog

    I don't care what you say that's a human belly there.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm gonna call it a butt. Just because I like butts more than bellies.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Perfect analogy for my lovelife.

    :-(

  • The_Wretched

    That's concerning.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Depends on how you look at it, I guess. Am I the meat that all dem bitchez wanna suck, or am I the struggling parasites tryna get me some sugar?

    Only me and my diary know for sure!

  • Kaizer Chief

    Or are you the Hasidic Jew, poking your stinger through a sheet?

  • TheQiwiMan

    HAWT

  • Wooder

    I guess I'm shocked how fast they start to suck! no massaging or oils just stick it in and suck.

    Mosquito: This human smells!
    Mother: Be quiet and drink your blood before it clots.

  • Bling Nye

    Their mechanism for feeding is actually pretty amazing. https://www.kqed.org/scienc...

  • n_a_a_s

    hahaha

  • Closet Nerd

    Hola, mi amigo

  • n_a_a_s

    fuck that and no thank you! chasing an itch on my back right now GW, well done

  • Closet Nerd

    At least its not ticks.... find one of those on yourself, and you're itching for days
    .......just sayin'

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