Woman Attempts High-Speed Barrel Roll Into Gas Station, Manages To Walk Away

June 27, 2018

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This is some surveillance footage from a Marathon Extra Mile gas station in Flowood, Mississippi of Shelby Lynne May driving under the influence like some kind of dumbass and unintentionally attempting to barrel roll her car into a gas pump. The ground stops her, and Peppy Hare is not impressed. Amazingly, the gas station didn't explode in a fireball, no bystanders were injured, and Shelby was treated for only minor cuts and bruises before being arrested for driving under the influence. Don't drink or do drugs and drive, folks. If you're not willing to attempt a car stunt sober, it shouldn't be attempted at all. "What about a person in the middle of the desert with a pitcher of margaritas and a pair of homemade rocket skates?" I'm not holding your ramp again.

Keep going for the video of Always Uber Shelby.

Thanks to Mike M, who apparently lives in the area and knows that gas station. Valuable info, Mike. Almost TOO valuable.

  • Deksam

    She could have acted all bad ace and started to pump gas into her car all nonchalant like.

    Opportunity missed.

  • shashi

    when you gotta go...

  • stutelf

    Best parking since the Blues Brothers

  • danjodon

    ...I want to buy that car. Apparently it's death proof.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Idiot could very easily have killed someone.

  • Are you sure? How?

  • brijazz012

    Tell us more!

  • Douchy McDouche

    Later sues gas pump for trying to sexually harass her.

  • Captain Obvious

    Ladies and gentlemen, this comment is a courtesy of Douchy McDouche.

    Douchy. McDouche.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we finally discovered Captain Obvious' alter ego.

  • Captain Obvious

    Ladies and gentlemen, from now on we shall know that the obvious was brought upon us by a douche.

    God save us all.

  • BumpyNucklz

    Quote Ace Venturea... "LIKE A GLOVE!"

  • ruckus

    She must regularly drink and drive to know to wear an apron to keep the puke off her lap.

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    Link courtesy of WTOL, Toledo's news leader.

  • Wraith

    I was trying to figure out how she got into such a fast slide.
    She was drunk I realize, but I think she was hit and then over-corrected. There's damage to the rear drivers taillight before it hit anything.

  • Mike Mallette

    I think she was trying to make the corner, nothing is in that lane anywhere close to her

  • GeneralDisorder

    I heard she was going about 100 mph in a 35 zone.

  • Wraith

    Wouldn't doubt it. This close '' to a Darwin Award.

  • GeneralDisorder

    She's still in the breeding pool. And the fact she's apparently an alcoholic means she's in my league...

  • Jenness

    I question your choices.

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