What Is Wrong With You?: Idiot Rides Down Steep Concrete Water Drainage Passage In Shorts

June 14, 2018

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*after riding, to his buddy at the top of the hill* "Don't do it!"

This is a video of a man with apparently nothing left to lose riding a steep concrete water drainage passage in nothing but a pair of shorts. For reference, I wouldn't have even ridden that thing in one of those suits bomb defusers wear. I'm pretty sure he realizes his mistake the moment he takes off, and lands hard in the rocky flats a few seconds later. Admittedly, how he's able to get up and walk away so fast is impressive, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a hunk like Wolverine wouldn't have a bunch of illegitimate children running around testing their powers.

Keep going for the video, but just a heads up from a person who's hurt themselves a lot in the past: it did make my bones ache. Also there's absolutely no way he didn't completely fuse his butthole closed.

Thanks to AFton, who agrees he should have stood up the whole time for bonus style points, then impaled himself with his selfie stick to forfeit all those points.

  • The_Wretched

    Lucky for him the algal biofilm saved him from life threatening abrasions?

  • Meh

    Well i didn't see any gushing blood anywhere, so i guess he outdid himself.

  • Mark

    I bet his body looked like someone hit him a bunch of times with a sack full of coke cans the next day.

  • Douchy McDouche

    No Darwin award for him yet. Still plenty of time though.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    "I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a hunk like Wolverine wouldn't have a bunch of illegitimate children running around testing their powers."

    Ah, GW, I love your sense of humor, you crack me up every day!!!

  • Jenness

    I think those horribly done tattoos are pretty much his way of advertising that he's had a life of poor decisions well before this stunt.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    He's lucky that didn't end up with a concussion in his own pool of blood.

  • Bling Nye

    I was thinking fractured skull and dead in his own pool of blood, but yeah.

  • The_Wretched

    I was thinking compound fracture and abrasion damage to put a motorcycle accident to shame (and a pool of blood) but nope.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Hey, whatever works.

  • Bling Nye

    He got up fast, but only because he didn't want to actually die on camera. He totally fell over and died a few steps away. He ded.

  • James Mcelroy

    low blood suga. He fols.

  • Chris Parrinello

    I think he pooped a little around the 0:25 mark.

  • Mark

    He was sitting on something at the very beginning. Not sure what it was, but it looks like that is what flew out from under him at the 0:25 mark.

  • Chris Parrinello

    Hopefully it wasn't his hemorrhoid donut. He might need that now.

  • Fartbutt

    Pooped, or his dong ripped off. Dont get to say that everyday

  • Megatron Jenkins

    "They blew my dork off!!!"

  • TheQiwiMan

    He felt like "this is a really bad idea" ... then immediately does it anyways.

    What a hero. The Darwin Award ceremony awaits!

  • Sashman1234 .

    Woah. This could have ended very badly.

  • Wooder

    Well he does sit on something white, maybe its his will! He runs off camera at the end to cry or count his genitals again.

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