Ride Footage Of Six Flags' New Three-Axis Vomit Inducing Spin Ride

June 14, 2018

This is a video (including some first person onboard footage -- I'm pretty sure that guy in the middle is going to pass out) of the new Cyborg Cyber Spin ride at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey (previously: an identical ride built in Switzerland). *shrug* I guess some people find having to constantly fight the urge to puke is a fun thing to do, and not the unfortunate way of life that I'm forced to live with. I can't even ride the bus anymore without getting the ookie pukies. "You're a delicate creature, GW." I'm like a butterfly caught in a tornado. "And is my love that tornado?" You know it is.

Keep going for the video while I take a few Dramamine pills. "You know those aren't suppositories, right?" I know what I'm doing.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees there must be so much partially digested funnel cake under that ride.

  • The_Wretched

    Go OSU!

  • Arnold Celms

    Well, life imitating art. Watch this short film - Centrifuge Brain Project: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Now all of space camp can go at the same time!

  • I feel queasy just watching that.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The GIF made me feel gross inside. Oh, no. That's just reality.

    Edit: Welp, I clicked the video anyway and it made me feel less gross than gif did. That makes sense. Stupid brain!

  • The_Wretched

    That's different from normal?

  • Normally I don't feel queasy.
    Normally I feel horny.

  • Bling Nye

    Haha, I love the guy's face in the gif... he goes from 'WHEEEeee' to 'whatthefuckhaveidone' pretty fast. :D

  • Fartbutt

    In my mind I saw 'WHEEEeeee' to 'omgwhydoihaveafullhardon' but same thing I guess

  • TheQiwiMan

    Funny how people pay to experience this, rather than use it for its intended purpose: torturing information out of someone.

  • The_Wretched

    Or prepping people for space flight.

  • Mark

    The guy in the middle at about :38 in...he's either about to pass out or re-taste his his lunch.

  • UltimateWarrior

    I'll happily ride any roller coaster in the world, no matter what. But little spinny things like this or anything at a carnival wreck me.

  • Jason Christopher

    I'll happily ride any roller coaster in the world, no matter what. But little spinny things like this or anything at a carnival wreck me.

  • Munihausen

    I hope they have enough sawdust.

  • Bling Nye
  • Munihausen

    Great movie.

  • Bling Nye

    MURICUH, FUCK YEAH!

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