Real Products That Exist: The Double Twin Bed With An X-Wing Fighter In The Middle

June 27, 2018

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This is the Star Wars X-Wing Black Side-By-Side 6 Piece Twin Bookcase Bed Package available from Rooms To Go. It costs *putting on cool guy shades* an out-of-this-world *takes off cool guy shades, stomps them to pieces* $1,088 excluding mattresses. It has two headboard bookshelves, and an X-wing fuselage running right down the middle. Obviously, it's the perfect bed for the Star Wars loving couple that doesn't want to ever accidentally touch each other.

Keep going for oen more shot with the room Photoshopped out for clarity purposes.

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Thanks to Dave H, who agrees there's no way that thing is ever gonna survive an even half-hearted lightpillow fight.

  • Mark

    Can I use my Star Trek sheets on this bed?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. Toss that bullshit in the trash and get yourself some Starship Troopers sheets. Although... Star Trek is a total snooze fest so... you might be onto something.

  • Bling Nye
  • Jenness

    $1088 without the mattresses?!? Unless it comes with an ageless version of Hans Solo naked...no wait....Chewbacca..... *drifts off into thought*

  • The_Wretched

    Oh. I see you're furry.

  • Jenness

    Ewww no. I take it back. Furries actually freak me the hell out.

  • Jim Fixx

    It's a new level of lazy to repost your own content http://geekologie.com/2016/...

  • Fartbutt

    It's a new level of no life to search for reposts
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • Jim Fixx

    Even dumber, it's in the related posts on the sidebar

  • Bling Nye
  • TheQiwiMan

    "Introducing the Star Wars No Homo Bed! Perfect for adult sleepovers for middle aged man-children who are just as excited about Star Wars as they are insecure about their masculinity!"

  • Ollie Williams

    I was going to comment that this would be difficult for sexy time, but the Star Wars bed is such a deterrent anyway, I'm not sure it's any more of a factor.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Millenium Falcon bed is where the magic happens.

  • Bling Nye

    Something something, Solo activity.

  • Draco Basileus

    It's not impossible. I used to bullseye hookers in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters

  • Bling Nye

    Luke, you've switched off your ejaculation computer!

  • Jesus Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    "Use the force."

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    a TRUE star wars fan would appreciate that both your knees would be equally supported while straddling the x-wing and plowing it

  • Ollie Williams

    Wait, so you're plowing the X-Wing, or someone ON the X-Wing, or...? I'm so confused.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    yes

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