Nigerian Man Buries Father In $88,000 BMW Because He Always Promised Him A Nice Car

June 14, 2018

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A Nigerian man recently buried his late father in an $88,000 BMW SUV because he always promised he'd buy his father a nice car. How touching. If he'd only bought it for him a couple days sooner.

The photo of the burial has gone viral on the internet. It shows the huge grave that was dug six feet deep by hand to accommodate his flash silver BMW coffin. Locals even quipped that the BMW is equipped with Sat Nav to help him find his stairway to heaven.

Wait -- so why didn't he buy the car for his dad while he was still alive? "He used his inheritance." Exactly. You know, you and I should really start our own detective agency -- nothing gets past us. You start drawing up the paperwork, I should have the money to rent an office as soon as the Nigerian prince I've been corresponding with fulfills his end of our bargain.

Thanks to v, who wants to be buried in Wonder Woman's invisible jet. Heck yeah, I wanna be buried in Santa Clause's sleigh.

  • Meh

    And how was this car paid by this crown prince of Nigeria? Scams and phishing ofcourse.

  • KingCraigers

    First space, now underground? What is the world coming to where we abuse our vehicles this way.

  • Robert A'Beuy

    "Thanks to v, who wants to be buried in Wonder Woman's invisible jet. Heck yeah, I wanna be buried in Santa Clause's sleigh."

    I'd like to thank Disney for making it possible that now everyone should spell Santa Claus with an 'e'.

  • pukoh

    People are stupid

  • TheQiwiMan

    I've seen bigger wastes of money before, tbh.

  • Gilbert

    "A nice car"? A Matchbox or RC car would have been way cheaper...

    And this also reminds me of the guy who had it in his will to be buried with his money. His widow obliged him.........

    By writing a check.

  • The_Wretched

    They are ruining the underside and suspension getting it there.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Gonna need more than six pall bearers.

  • Munihausen

    You're gonna need a bigger hole...

  • WhiteEagle2

    That was my risky click of the day.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Wait, is that the guy whose inheritance I supposedly am getting a piece of? Ohhh man, I'm gonna call the boss and tell him where to stuff it right now!

  • D3Fd0ck

    We already have landfills with tons of garbage.... now were throwing brand new unused cars into the ground too?

    Wtf

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Earth... welcome.

  • Wooder

    Guaranteed there are 10 people at nightfall that are digging up that car...that's me included....GW, do you have a location?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know how similar African market spec would be to North American. Granted I also don't know where you are so if you're in pretty much any part of Africa and you can get to that part of Nigeria before someone else takes it (and you can get it exhumed and removed from the hole before someone necklaces you... don't look up necklacing. It's awful) it's all yours

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Well, that was....

    Yeah, listen to GeneralDisorder, everyone, if you've not Googled necklacing, DON'T!!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Nelson Mandela's wife did that to a lot of people.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Think she ever got tired of it?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No way man. Looks like a gas.

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