I'm Flying Jack!: Wind Sends Porta-Potties Into The Sky

June 14, 2018

Note: Lower your volume, high winds.

In 'Dammit Rose, get down from there!' news, this is a video of high winds causing several porta-potties to take to the skies, spraying their disgusting contents everywhere, like an eagle with diarrhea. 'Let's have a picnic,' they said -- 'It's a great day for it,' they said. Now granted it's been a while since I've seen it, but this is not how I remember The Wizard Of Oz beginning.

Keep going for the video, but all the porta-potty action ends by 0:30. The rest is just footage of the worst picnic ever.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees you park a porta-potty on a wicked witch and she's gonna be glad she's dead.

  • Liz Leyden

    Where and when did this happen? Is there a news story?

  • Mysterio Don Lefluerflin

    I've never been in a windstorm like that so I'm curious, does moo'ing make it worse somehow? Just curious why he kept telling people, "Don't moo."

  • Kira Kage

    It's The T.U.R.D.I.S.!

  • Bling Nye

    It's shittier on the inside.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Weather conditions: Shitty.

  • member57

    It's the TURDIS

  • TheQiwiMan

    Reminds me of a time I was in 4th grade and we were playing Bloody Mary in the bathrooms, and after my buddy mooned the mirror, taunting Bloody Mary, we ran outside and this same thing happened, a HUGE gust of wind out of nowhere that picked up a Carrom Board that the kids were playing on for recess and blew it halfway across the school.

    Scared the everlovin crap out of us! I refused to ever play Bloody Mary again!

  • Jenness

    Seems like no one was seriously hurt and I'm glad. That's really scary with all those little kids everywhere and huge porta potties slamming into the ground and tent stakes flying everywhere.

  • Andyman7714

    Ding, dong the witch is dead...and pissed on....and shatted upon.

  • Meh

    Lucky that stuff coming out of it was white.

  • Gilbert

    What about the green liquid that came out of the second one?

  • The_Wretched

    Emergency pressure relief valve working as designed.

  • bakuryu

    What is releasing?

  • MustacheHam

    oh hey, it's now a turdnado.

  • Bling Nye

    Ha!

    Brings new meaning to 'pissing in the wind'.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This reminds me of that time I got caught in a microburst on the fourth of July. We had just finished lighting fireworks for the kids and were getting ready to go inside.

    It was a little cloudy. Suddenly you could feel the humidity. Wind picked up then whoosh! We ran inside and the wind was whipping around. We had some heavy wood furniture on the porch that was slammed into our grill leaving huge dents.

    It was like a car wash outside with rain hitting three sides of the house and coming in through windows that were shut.

    About two to five minute later it was gone.

    People two blocks away didn't even know it rained that night.

    Weather is nuts.

  • adsffda

    you accidentally discovered cloud seeding

  • Munihausen

    No es muy bueno. Mildly terrifying, actually.

  • Talon184

    All that wind....not a single upskirt

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