Drunk Woman Gets Her Head Stuck In Truck's Giant Exhaust Pipe

June 14, 2018

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This is a very brief video of the rescue effort after a future Darwin Award recipient got her head stuck in a truck's massive exhaust pipe. Apparently the woman got drunk at the Winstock Country Music Festival in Minnesota (presumably because what else is there to do?) and decided to give the truck an intimate colonoscopy. I think I can see the engine! Personally, before resorting to the jaws of life I would have started the truck and revved the engine a few times to see if that worked, but that's just me and I'm a firm believer there are very few problems in life revving your engine can't solve, especially letting everyone in the vicinity know you're the loud and proud owner of a two and a quarter inch penis.

Keep going for the video while I get my hand stuck in a Pringles can and pretend I'm a robot now.

Thanks to Amelie, who agrees there's no way this chick isn't the life of every party.

  • Meh

    Would've been a lot more entertaining is they just started the car.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Just hit the gas.

  • bakuryu

    Just think at how many more ex(c)iting things she could have done in life if she owned a penis. or borrowed one.
    Not counting the many more that male bystanders could have done if they weren't just standbyers.

    Well,actually not so many. Just one or two.

  • TheQiwiMan

    19-year-old Kaitlin Strom :
    “We were just all having fun and I saw this big exhaust pipe and I was like, ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that, so I tried it. It did fit, but it didn’t want to come back out,”

    Strom said she was trapped for about 45 minutes and just tried to stay calm before the fire department was able to get her out. She didn’t say how much alcohol she consumed prior to the incident, but police cited her for underage drinking.

    Here's her FB post about it:
    https://www.facebook.com/ph...

    America's future.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    We are all going to die down here...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've been plenty wasted lots of times but I've never been "head-stuck-in-coal-roller's-exhaust" drunk.

  • Jenness

    OMG they had a circular saw - that would be so horrible. The smoke, vapors and heat from that thing trying to cut through the metal pipe alone might kill her. Though, she might have been trying to do just that. Crazy.

  • GeneralDisorder

    A grinding wheel would be better than a cutting torch.

  • Munihausen

    Oh, Minnesota.

  • The_Wretched

    I was thinking it should have happened in Florida.

  • Munihausen

    Maybe if the truck had also been a high school freshman and she was pregnant with the kid's jet ski, somehow, it would have been a Florida thing.

    To be sure, there are many fine places and people in Florida, and I actually spend a decent amount of time down there. The nonsense that occurs there on a regular basis just cannot be denied.

  • adsffda

    man gw is bitter about not having a truck

  • The_Wretched

    Safety first.

    "Don't stick your head or limbs in pipes or tubes of any kind. But especially those that get very hot and can suffocate or poison you"

    To Eric Ord - suck that.
    To Irrnna - you can find Hubree in there, don't give up! Don't let them take your head out of the pipe!

  • That's going to curtail some peoples sex lives.

  • Fartbutt

    Lol poison??

    Edit: Nvm I forgot about that snake dude who injected himself with venom so he can stick his wang in a snakes mouth

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Wait what

  • Fartbutt
  • Megatron Jenkins

    Bwahahahahahaha!!! I forgot about that!

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