DARPA Demonstrates Its New Ground X-Vehicle Technologies

June 25, 2018

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This is a video released by DARPA highlighting some of its latest advancements in Ground X-Vehicle Technologies (GXV-T). Some more info while I complain they didn't spend any of my hard-earned tax dollars on a sweet flame paint job. It should at least have a painting of a chick with a sword on the hood and an Uncle Sam bobblehead.

Ground X-Vehicle Technologies (GXV-T) program aims to improve mobility, survivability, safety, and effectiveness of future combat vehicles without piling on armor. The demonstrations featured here show progress on technologies for traveling quickly over varied terrain and improving situational awareness and ease of operation.

Admittedly, there was a lot of interesting technology showcased in the video. "Did you even watch it?" That's between me and the government. When reached for comment about the vehicle technology, Batman informed me he's suing for patent infringement. Also to stop calling the Batphone with non-emergencies. You pretend you're a phone-sex line two times!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jody and hairless, who agrees it should at least have a pair of fuzzy dice or a dancing hula girl.

  • Hot diggity dope. I can't wait until they are autonomous and and have machine guns mounted and trained to hunt humans. :) Cannot wait.

    ...*shoots toaster*

  • Big McLargehuge

    God damn i fuggin hate uptalkers

  • Jenness

    The last one kind of looks a little bit like the Westworld vehicles, though not electric

  • Draco Basileus

    I'd pay real bitcoin money for a set of those RTWs. Would like to see how they would look on an AMC Eagle.

  • GeneralDisorder

    AMC Eagle is legit! Hummer ain't got shit.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That is ̶a̶w̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ .... ̶t̶e̶r̶r̶i̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ...awesome!

  • steve holt

    Long time no see, my woodland Fam

  • TheQiwiMan
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