Damn!: Woman Falls Through Ceiling Trying To Evade Police After Using Stolen Credit Card At Convenience Store

June 29, 2018

You forgot your shoe!

This is a video news report about a potentially meth-fueled couple who attempted to use a stolen credit card to buy soda (and that's all) at a convenience in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada. After the store owner calls police and they arrive (and the couple frantically search for a way out), the boyfriend attempts to push his girlfriend into the officer and make an escape, which fails (and probably ruined their relationship). The store owner then jumps in to help, who helps subdue the male while the chick runs into the back of the store and climbs some shelving to crawl above the ceiling. The rest, my friends, is security cam gold-star history. I'm pretty sure I want this gif on my tombstone.

Keep going for the news report, as well as a video of the raw security cam footage edited to all the action (complete with Benny Hill theme), which is even more worth watching, while I speculate when Florida Man and Woman defected to Canada.

Thanks to ClosetNerd and K Diddie, who know what I like, and I like criminals hurting themselves. It's almost a fetish.

  • The_Wretched

    She was very lucky. The pegs could have turned her into cheap shih-kaboob in aisle 2.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Meth has a new slogan: The higher you are the harder you fall.

  • Eric Ord

    Cuet girl tho

  • TheQiwiMan

    Meth. Not Even Once.

  • Austin Armstrong

    Did no one else catch that she said the price of a can of Pepsi was $4.39?! I'd try to use a stolen card too for those bullshit prices.

  • Keegano

    She said it was "for $1.39".

  • Bling Nye

    $41.39

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's still too much but nowhere near as too much as $4.39.

  • Kent

    And $1.39 CAD is about $1.06 USD

  • GeneralDisorder

    Oh... they're canuckistanian... Alright then.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I would take two asylum seekers for every one piece of white trash.

  • Doog

    Dayum! That is how you fall or is a ceiling!

  • Draco Basileus

    Dumb-asses are lucky this happened in Canada. There are so many points in that video where a US police officer would have unloaded (literally) on them and likely been exonerated.

  • Andrew Newton

    Maybe that's why there were so many antics happening.

  • The_Wretched

    Policing choices: antics vs deaths.

  • Andrew Newton

    Naw, these antics are rare in US because Police have a higher percentage chance of being killed by gun or knives than police killing a civilian.

  • The_Wretched

    i'd ask where your numbers are from but it's always protectourguns.com or a bizarre intentional misreading of the FBI.gov stats.

  • Larry

    Was thinking the same thing

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