Compressorhead: The All-Robotic Metal Band Adds A Lead Singer

June 21, 2018

This is a video of robotic metal band Compressorhead (previously posted back in 2013, apparently not just a one-hit wonder) performing with the addition of their new lead singer, Mega-Wattson. From what I gathered, they appear to be a metal version of the ShowBiz Pizza band, but without all the faux fur. No word how many pairs of scrap metal panties Mega-Wattson has already had thrown at him on stage, but I'm gonna throw a socket wrench. Then wait for him to stage-dive and make the audience part like the Red Sea. "You're gonna be a groupie." I've already bought all their merch.


Keep going for a video of the band performing a song off their newest album Party Machine, as well as a short promo video of Mega-Wattson making a pool shot.

Thanks again to John S, who agrees a real metal band would self-destruct at the end of a performance.

  • Robert A'Beuy

    I lean more towards Batmetal.

  • Jesus Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    Look at those lame humans holding their phones. Just waiting for extermination.

  • Jesus Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    This is just like Showbiz Pizza! Man! We've really come a long way. /s

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Johnny 5 please stop using roids :(

  • Ivanna Pewpalott

    the showbiz pizza band doesn't actually play their own instruments though.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright... this is great. Now... where are they? I need to... uh... definitely not "destroy them with extreme prejudice".

  • TheQiwiMan

    "From what I gathered, they appear to be a metal version of the ShowBiz Pizza band, but without all the faux fur." <-- Funny how one thought can completely ruin something that at first appeared pretty cool.

    Like when I started watching Mad Men, but then after a few episodes the thought struck me "..how is this not just a soap opera?"

  • Jenness

    I agree wholeheartedly and pictured all of them with fur and often have one thought just ruin something for me.

    Like on SNL when Gilda Radner had a bowl of Grapenuts cereal (which I actually liked as a kid) and called them "dried eye boogers". I never ate them again.

  • TheQiwiMan

    HAHAHAHA oh man that's disgusting.

    Thank you, you've now ruined Grapenuts for me too now. :-P

  • Jenness

    You're welcome.

  • Bling Nye

    LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR ASS
    LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR FACE
    LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR BALLS INTO OUTER SPACE

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