Albino Stingray Helping Itself To A Crab Feast

June 25, 2018

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Because Red Lobster isn't always open when you want it to be, this is a video of an albino stingray helping itself to all-you-can-eat spider crab legs on the ocean floor. You think this stingray knows that little punk who took out our man Steve? Stringrays can live 15 to 25 years in the wild so it could still be out there. I say we pay it a visit. "Somewhere in the entire ocean?" I've seen those Nemo movies they always find who they're looking for it can't be that hard.

Keep going for the video while I pack my snorkel.

Thanks to HG, for inspiring me to spend fifteen minutes perusing Red Lobster's menu even though there isn't one within an hour drive.

  • Matthew Anderson

    This is the most *metal* track title I’ve ever seen.

  • MustacheHam

    This is the most relaxing hunt I've seen so far.

  • Draco Basileus

    I think I'm going to be sick.

  • Jenness

    It was the sound, wasn't it?

  • Bling Nye

    Don't trust Whitey. He got crabs.

  • TheQiwiMan

    The oceans are full of monsters.

  • tim

    So are the continents...except humans are the monsters.

  • The_Wretched

    WTB smarter crabs.

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