A Pizza Box Designed For Eating Pizza In Bed

June 8, 2018

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To celebrate Father's Day, this is the limited edition pizza box created by Boston Pizza and John St. Advertising with two legs that fold out like a breakfast-in-bed tray for eating pizza in the sack. Cool, but aren't ALL pizza boxes made for eating pizza in bed? What's wrong with just resting one on your belly like I do? "Besides making you look like a gluttonous monster?" My girlfriend happens to like the look, thank you very much. Isn't that right, honey? Honey?! Wait -- what's this note? Can you read it to me? "It says 'My dearest love, despite your penis being the absolute perfect specimen, I have to leave -- the pizza in bed has just become too much for me to bear.'" I'm heartbroken. "The rest looks like you practicing your girlfriend's signature." Give me that!

Keep going for a brief video.

Thanks to marnie, who knows what I like, and I like eating in bed. Actually I like doing everything in bed. And to K Diddie, who knows the things I don't do in bed I at least hope I'm doing in a La-Z-Boy.

  • rocjoe

    It's been so long since I ordered a pizza... Is self-loathing an ingredient yet?

  • ErmenegildoBranduardi

    Nintendo Labo docet

  • Jonathan

    FIRSTBetter than eating bed in pizza, AM I RIGHT PEOPLE???

  • Eric Ord

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • GeneralDisorder

    /r/latestagecapitalism (or if you're not a commie /r/aboringdystopia)

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Another pizza post, you hungry, GW?

  • Kevin

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • caleb

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Another step closer to being a complete piece of s**t

  • The only way to have pizza in bed is... http://d1ltpvilpndkci.cloud...

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Those are some oddly shaped nipples

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Doog

    You are absolutely correct!

  • Fartbutt
  • But... they're not in bed...

  • Fartbutt

    Oh it's one of those couch/bed combos... plus it was the only clean gif I could find of dick in a pizza box.

  • Wooder

    Is this Eric Ord in bed saying "I got the FIRST BP pizza in bed box!...mmmmm...FIRST...that's me".

    He's just so happy...

  • Eric Ord

    #1 for fun, baby

  • Draco Basileus

    The circle of self destruction is now complete.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Another pizza post, you hungry GW?

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