1/6 Scale '2001: A Space Odyssey' HAL 9000 Light-Up USB Drive

June 22, 2018

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This is the 1/6 scale light-up HAL 9000 USB drive available from Master Replicas Group. The unit comes with a removable keyring and HAL's eye glows red when plugged in. It's available in two models: a $25 unlimited edition 16GB drive, and a $65 numbered limited edition of 1,000 32GB version. For reference, you can get a regular 16GB USB drive for like $6, a 32GB for $12, and a 64GB for $16. Those ones just won't look like HAL 9000. You have to decide if that's something you're willing to pay for, and if you're willing to pay an even higher markup for a limited edition. Thankfully, my wallet made my decision for me. "What did it say?" Wallets don't talk. "But if it could." It would say I have a sweet ass and loves spending long hours smashed between it and the seat of my computer chair. But that's just my guess.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees in like ten years we'll all look back and not believe USB drives were ever so expensive since you can now get a zettabyte one out of a 25¢ machine at your nearest space station.

  • MostlyPonies

    Hal 9000 as seen on the Big Bang Theory? Jesus Christ...

  • Draco Basileus

    "My God, it's full of stars...and porn"

  • Megatron Jenkins

    My God, it's full of porn stars...

  • TheQiwiMan

    We owned this movie on VHS growing up. Tried to watch it many times. Never got past the opening monkey scene without immediately falling asleep.

  • Jason Christopher

    It's my all-time favorite, but I do understand.
    Its a 3 hour movie with only about an hour of dialogue. Gotta be in the right mood for the experience.

  • Jason Christopher

    *clicks "eject USB storage device"*

    "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that".

    *trips out and turns into space fetus*

  • TheMajesticWaterRuffalo

    FIRST! Eric Ord, BOW TO THE WATER RUFFALO!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I enjoy that your photo is Chunk Uker's head on a bison. I thing I've seen that image a few times before but it never fails to amuse.

  • The_Wretched

    How do we know you're not Eric under a new name?

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I'm kidding, calm down, lmao!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    How do we know YOU'RE not Eric under a new name?

    AHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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