What Sorcery Is This?: A Cake That Looks Exactly Like A Slice Of Detroit Style Pizza

May 16, 2018

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This is the pizza cake created by Natalie and Dave Sideserf of Sideserf Cakes in Austin, Texas. It looks identical to a slice of Detroit-style pizza from their favorite pizza place, 313 Pizza. I also included a timelapse video of the cake's creation, so you know it's not fake. But the question remains -- would you be disappointed if you thought you were eating a piece of pizza and it turned out to be cake? That was a trick question, who cares, I'm happy eating anything, I don't care if it looks like one thing and tastes like another. One time I ate a shoe. "What did you think it was?" A shoe.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to speakerbox, who knows what I like, and I like pizza and cake, and probably in that order (I used to like cake more because I had a sweet tooth but my dentist had to remove it because, "Holy shit, man -- it's called toothpaste, you brush with it.")

  • Whitney Williams

    Local Austinite here - the pizza place this is referencing is called "Via 313 Pizza" not "313 Pizza". And it's delicious.

  • adsffda

    it just looks like fried dough

  • shashi

    im sending you a box with a return label

  • MustacheHam

    A nice way to get sweet revenge to a pizza lover. >:}D

  • pojojuniper

    But, why?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Why not? I mean, sure it looks gross and the whole looking like one thing and tasting like another is something I find extremely unpleasant. Granted, I've never tried to eat a pizza cake. I don't think I'd like it.

  • ecafsub

    I don't know whether to have it for dinner or dessert. I do know I'm gonna have to get one after work.

  • marvinf

    Is it because you prefer like the flavor of bacon or other tasty meats? Or because you HATE sugar? Me? I can throw up most anything. Other than bacon -- never had it.

  • DestinyT

    Is it because you prefer like the flavor of bacon or other tasty meats? Or because you HATE sugar? Me? I can throw up most anything. Other than bacon -- never had it.

  • caleb

    It's made from the blood of real murdered gang-members.

  • Doog

    Why did you copy that message. I mean why copy any message, but especially why would you spam a comment that was a reply to something else?

  • Ollie Williams

    So they can get votes and to then turn into a spam bot or sell the account for spam purposes.

  • Doog

    That seems most likely, but if that was really the goal why not make a bunch of accounts, have them make boring comments and upvote them with all the other accounts?

  • Ollie Williams

    Copying top comments via the API is easier.

  • Doog

    What a shock that would be to bite into. A diabetic shock! Hahah!

  • Jenness

    I would be disappointed, I'm not into sweets.

  • Mark

    I would be disappointed because my brain would be thinking cheesy salty goodness and then my tongue tells me something else.

  • pojojuniper

    Me too.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Is it because you prefer like the flavor of bacon or other tasty meats? Or because you HATE sugar? Me? I can throw up most anything. Other than bacon -- never had it.

  • The_Wretched

    Hubrie cake and pizza for dinner!!

    Me: I could never love a cat that wasn't dinner and dessert. I'm speaking to you under a pseudonym so you can understand me.

    Guy down the street: Stop using voice to text in public, it is very -ovich.

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