Video Of A Crow Stealing A Credit Card, Trying To Buy A Train Ticket

May 9, 2018

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This is a video of a crow in Japan stealing a woman's credit card in an attempt to buy a one-way ticket to Birdtown. Crows: they're smarter than everyone I know. Especially my buddy Marc, who thinks all arcade games are "really crazy ATMs."

Keep going for the video while I buy a ticket to the moon.

Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees somebody needs to tell that crow it can fly.

  • Destiny Brown

    NO ONE deserves better

  • sizzlepants

    So... am I really the only one who automatically went to that fridge commercial / ELO classic after reading 'ticket to the moon'?

    ... I've got a ticket to the moon
    I'll be leaving here, any day soon...

  • li miya

    I am really grateful to the owner of this website who has shared
    this impressive post vapingbison

  • And if you listen very carefully...
    “Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.”

  • Doog

    I was totally going to comment something like, "We see you Bran".

    For real though I wouldn't be surprised if this was some GoT marketing.

  • Rocco Ditalia

    JD

  • Jenness

    Wouldn't it have been cool if another crow in a train ticket worker vest flew in to assess the situation? I'm just going to pretend that happened after the camera turned off because I think that would be magical.

  • Irina Abramovich

    But Jenness thinks it’d be magical if lesbian marriages were legal everywhere in the world, even in Nazi Germany.

  • Doog

    I'm not sure about the Nazi Germany reference, but I don't think gay marriage should be considered magical. It should just be considered marriage.

    Though I suppose you could easily argue that love is magical in a way, so in that sense it would be magical as would all marriage.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Marriage is a magical union between two people and God.=) It’s as magical as like two mice mating or the solar eclipse!

  • shashi

    marriage is what happens when love dies and contractual obligations are required

  • Irina Abramovich

    Marriage is like a big kiss torpedo on a collision course with kitten Hubree— he has the biggest kitten heart in ALL of God’s green Earth and smells like Ritalin.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    "Smells like Ritalin" Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • Irina Abramovich

    It’s ALL true... he smells like a drug lab— the cute kind.=)

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Two posts without you doing postscripts to Hubree? Who are you, and what have you done with the real Irina Abramovich?!?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hubree is married to another kitten and is sometimes busy for Geekologie comments because he’s hax0ring other websites so his privacy is respected by me.

    Hubree: You’re the most perfect example of a kitten who has the cutest whiskers and cleans them with his kitten paws.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Lmao, ok, I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!! For the record, I have 2 cats, myself, brothers.

    EDIT: HAVE 2 cats.

  • Irina Abramovich

    =) awwwww... that’s sweetie!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Nicodemus and Angelus. It was late at night and I was the only human awake when the kittens were born, so I got first pick since I helped Mama deliver them.

  • Irina Abramovich

    That is a cute story!=) what kind of kittens are they?

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