Video Of A Camel Eating A Cactus With Giant Needles, No Problem

May 24, 2018

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This is a video of a dromedary camel eating some cacti with giant needles like they're ice cream cones. How does it do it? Probably the same way competitive eater L.A. Beast ate two cacti in this video, ten in this one (after downing four dried ghost peppers), and five light bulbs in this one: by trying hard and believing in itself. Per a zoologist:

Camel mouths are full of cone-shaped papillae that look like this [picture below]. These protrusions are partly keratinised - keratin being the hard stuff your nails are made out of - which makes them tough n' semi-rigid, feeling a bit like the middle of tupperware lids when you squish 'em. The plastic-ey cones not only help protect the mouth from internal damage - scratches, abrasions etc. - when they feed on thorns and other nasties, but they also manipulate the food to go down in one direction.


Worth mentioning that modern camels wouldn't be eating cactus like this in the wild either; instead it'd be scrubby, thorny acacia bushes and the like. They also likely do feel some pain and discomfort eating this stuff, as much of their mouths - particularly their lips - are very sensitive, despite the papillae. Being metal as f**k though, camels just get on with it.

Man, camels are even harder-core than I'd previously thought. And I already thought they were pretty hardcore on account of being able to survive so long without water and their willingness to spit at anything that pisses them off. I used to spit a lot, but my girlfriend made me stop because "It's gross," and, "Jesus, not in the restaurant!" For the record though I said no relish.

Keep going for a shot of the inside of a camel's mouth, and the video.

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Thanks to Joseph A, who's always dreamed of eating a basketful of sewing needles.

  • JJtoob

    FUCK Now that's hardcore.

  • Madz

    One thought comes to mind: SPIKEY POOPS

  • Octo

    Sexiest ASMR on youtube.

  • The_Wretched

    Just because they can, maybe it'd be nice to pass the cacti over a flame to make them less pokey?

  • Jenness

    Then they'd be burning pokers.

  • The_Wretched

    Burnt away pokers. Chargrilled for the camel's delectation.

  • Jenness

    *bats her eyelashes because you used the word delectation in a sentence* https://media1.tenor.com/im...

  • Bling Nye

    For their sake I hope they have keratinised buttholes too. Yikes.

  • James Mcelroy

    Deer have the same/similar papillae in their mouths. I've heard it's pretty common among browsers and old girlfriends

    SEXISS!!!

  • Munihausen

    Obvious copyright infringement is obvious.

  • Mark

    No wonder camels are always grumpy.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I've been subscribed to the LA Beast ever since I saw that cactus video GW shared: http://geekologie.com/2014/...

    Holy crap! 4 and a half years ago! Dang, time flies..

  • Eric Ord

    Desert is Geekologie message boards

    Cactus is my firsts and shitposts

    Camel is you people

  • Munihausen

    Something about being reminded an old girlfriend.....

    SEXISS!!!

  • Mark

    ummm...

    I got nothing.

  • Jenness

    I'm with GW, What? This needs an explanation

  • Geekologie

    wait what

  • FearlessFarris

    That camel gives zero fucks.

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