Tanker Truck Carrying 12 Tons Of Liquid Chocolate Spills Its Load All Over Polish Highway

May 10, 2018

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This is a video of the aftermath of a tanker truck carrying liquid chocolate overturning and spilling its load all over a stretch of highway between Poznan and Warsaw in Poland. Do you think this is what 311 thinks about when they perform 'Beautiful Disaster'?

It was not immediately clear why the truck, which local reports said had been carrying 12 tons of chocolate, overturned. But it ended up lying across the road, obstructing lanes in both directions.


As the chocolate dried under a mild spring sun, long lines of traffic grew on either side of the spill, and the authorities said it would probably be hours before the road was usable again.

The slippery surface of solid chocolate on the road is a worse hazard than snow, a spokesman for the fire brigade told TVN24.

Man, all that traffic backed up and I don't see a single person trying to help out by getting down on all fours and licking that road like a dog. What's the matter with people? That's free chocolate. The only time you say no to free chocolate is when it's coming from a man in a Ford Econoline van with no plates.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Brandon, who informed me Willy Wonka wishes you respect his privacy during this tragic time.

  • iofo61

    Old Polish recipe for rocky road ice cream. Now just wait for it to freeze.

  • kodama

    >It was not immediately clear why the truck, which local reports said had been carrying 12 tons of chocolate, overturned.

    The roads are slick. Too much Polish.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Those Polish jokes are writing themselves.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I can't think of one. I can think of some Swede jokes though. Like "GASP! A disturbance in the chocoverse. Get me a Swede!"

    Alright, it's not a good joke. But neither are Polish jokes.

  • Gilbert

    What. A. Waste....

  • tyr2180

    I wanted to say I'd clean all that chocolate up with my mouth, but after the first six or seven hundred mouthfuls, I'd probably start getting picky about gravel and broken glass and stuff.

  • sizzlepants

    To answer that 311 question (and to prove my old age) no, this is not what they are thinking with that song. At least, it wasn't, but moving forward? Who knows hahah

  • Love the drone shot of the dude trying to spray away 12 tons of chocolate with what looks like a normal garden hose.

    (Still a better ending than chocolat)

  • ipatrol

    I suspect that's a fire hose.

  • SevanTaylor

    Ah yes, the old Hershey Highway...

  • sizzlepants

    This is the only time the old Hershey Highway has been presentable to the general public.

  • Draco Basileus

    "Fudge tracks" and "Skid marks" are also perfectly acceptable.

  • LmG

    Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

  • Jenness
  • GeneralDisorder

    Don't be silly. Trash pandas eat trash.

  • Eric Ord

    Truck is me

    Delicious chocolate is delightful firsts and shitposts

    Road is you people's brains and eyeballs

    PS First

  • I wish these downvotes did more.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Let me guess (I have him blocked) is he second?

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    We lost one of the nuisance accounts, I guess we get this one in its place.

  • Eric Ord

    I don't even know what that MEANS

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