Star Wars Millennium Falcon And TIE Fighter Picnic Blankets

May 29, 2018

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Seen here being modeled by a lady who clearly picnics the same way I always do (alone and with a pathetic food spread) these are the $58 Star Wars Millennium Falcon and TIE Fighter picnic blankets available from Merchoid. They measure 150 x 200cm (~4.9 x 6.5-feet) and come in their own Star Wars branded carrying bags so even if somebody doesn't know what's in your bag, they at least know it's something Star Wars. Me? I don't like people knowing what's in my bag. I like to keep it a SECRET. "Sex toys?" How'd you know? "You dropped some butt stuff like two blocks ago." And you weren't going to say anything?!

Keep going for a couple more shots of all the outdoor fun to be had.

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Thanks to lizzy, who's holding out for a Death Star picnic blanket that can seat 1.7-million.

  • Daniel Washington

    You're always Eric Ord in my wildest fantasies.#NoKinkShaming

  • york

    I want to see a picnic blanket that looks exactly like a patch of gorgeous green grass with a photo realistic picnic basket at one corner with expensive wine and fancy fruit / bread spread out because I'm too lazy to pack that and carry it.

  • Wooder

    Whats wrong in this picture? oh yeah its a girl anywhere near this blanket!

    When you picnic in the park with this you hide in a remote section (behind the bathrooms preferably!).

  • Doog

    Surely you don't think that there isn't a girl out there (or tons of them for that matter) that enjoy Star Wars and would also enjoy either (both) of these blankets?

    I think we may have stumbled upon part of why you've always found females to be such a mystery...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think the implication here is that only ugly/undateable women like Star Wars. Granted, I could be wrong. But that seems to be where Wooder's mind is going. Also notable, I've never met an attractive Star Wars fan (male or female). Then again I don't make it a point to meet people who like Star Wars... You know... because nerds.

  • Doog

    Fair point, but attractive people can also be nerds. Heck you may very well have met some attractive (men or women) that you didn't know were Star Wars fans. I guess it's a bit of an irrelevant point since because you didn't/don't know you obviously wouldn't know. What I'm getting at, I think, is that that there's almost definitely at least one attractive Star Wars fan. Heck I'd wager that there's at least one that's female even.

    I'm honestly not even sure what my point is at this point. Have a great day!

  • Bling Nye

    You whip out a Star Wars blanket, people know you ain't Falcon around.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Yeah, but they might tie you up for a millennium or so.

  • Jenness

    I want to see a picnic blanket that looks exactly like a patch of gorgeous green grass with a photo realistic picnic basket at one corner with expensive wine and fancy fruit / bread spread out because I'm too lazy to pack that and carry it.

  • The_Wretched

    I'd like to see the buff cat stuffed into that tie fighter.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I BET you would....

    ..pervert.

  • The_Wretched

    I try to be Eric Ordd when I'm FIRST.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You're always Eric Ord in my wildest fantasies.

    #NoKinkShaming

  • Eric Ord

    ;)

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