Puma Releasing Two Different $130 Sonic The Hedgehog Inspired Sneakers

May 24, 2018

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These are the upcoming Sonic The Hedgehog themed sneakers from Puma and Sega. They'll come in two varieties: a blue Sonic themed pair (the RS-0 Sonic), and a red Dr. Eggman themed pair (the RS-0 Dr. Eggman). Both will cost $130 and be available June 5th. Are you going to buy some? "No." Are you going to buy me some? "No." Are you going to buy me a ring? "What?" I mean, we've known each other for a long time, I just want to make sure this relationship is going somewhere. "We're not in a relationship." That might be the most hurtful thing you've ever told me. "Also the biggest lie." I knew it! Come here, you.

Keep going for shots from all around (including the see-through bottoms), as well as the Dr. Eggmans.

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Thanks to Robby, who agrees if these things don't give you the power to run through loop-the-loops, they're a sham.

  • Rob Glen

    Why did they start Calling him Dr Eggman instead of Dr Robotnik?

  • Douchy McDouche

    I have a pair of old sneakers that have acquired that worn fluff texture over the years. I guess my old shit is trendy now.

  • Meh

    And we were told only Family Guy has employed manatee's.

  • Jenness

    I was going to write a crappy snide comment about spending $120 on tennis shoes until I realized what I spend on shoes. ..... yeah... uhhh...Nevermind.

  • Brady Nuzzo

    What a weird design. I can't even wrap my head around the weird fuzzy Sonic ones. Even the Eggman ones started to look off the more I looked at them.

  • Munihausen

    Those red ones look pretty sweet, imo. I couldn't pull them off, but then again I was a Super Nintendo man anyway.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    At first I thought it was trying to recreate Sonic's shoe. Now that I understand it's taking the Sonic levels as inspiration, I understand those are garbage.

  • Eric Ord

    Sonic only wishes he could go as fast as I get these firsts

    Or TheQiwiMan in this case but you get the idea

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Eric Ord

    Wait, didn't I thumb up like 57 of your old posts the other day?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Not nearly enough, Senpai.

  • Eric Ord

    <3

  • TheQiwiMan

    That is exactly $120 more than I would ever be willing to pay for these.

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