Make It Stop: Two Canadian Lynx Screaming At Each Other

May 22, 2018

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This is a video of two Canadian lynx screaming at each other, presumably yelling about how ridiculous the other sounds. They sound like two witches dying. "You know what a dying witch sounds like?" Please, I've been in my fair share of magic battles. And, for the record, they're nothing like what you see in Harry Potter movies -- that's all fake. "I trust you, GW." You should, I'd never steer you wrong. "But we're headed straight for a cliff." *putting on shades* Pedal to the metal.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jess, who agrees that is not a sound you want to hear in the middle of the night. Or ever really.

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    No way this isn't dubbed.

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  • Redeemer

    Maybe it's because they're Canadian Lynx specifically, but all I hear is two people screaming "Eh?" at each other other....

    EHHHHHHH?
    EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!

  • Munihausen

    Very cool animals.

  • adsffda

    I like the part where they put their foreheads together and both scream

  • GeneralDisorder

    Pfft! I see this all the time on my block. Although those cats look a little different.

  • Meh

    They would be a lot cuter if they had a longer tail.

  • adsffda

    what? no, lynx need the stubby tail

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  • TheQiwiMan

    There is no way this can possibly be real. Sounds exactly like two drunk middle-aged women growling at each other.

    (A sound I actually hear very frequently)

  • The_Wretched

    Take away their drinks before it gets to that.

  • Jenness

    No, you have to give them more to drink and start playing music they can sing to. They'll calm down.

  • Bling Nye

    "Keep your goddamn dog off my lawn, Bob."

    "Keep your kids off MY lawn, Greg."

    "Fuck you and your dog, Bob!"

    "FUCK YOU GREG!"

    "FUCK YOU BOB!"

    I hate my neighbors.

  • Mark

    Are you Greg or Bob?

  • Bling Nye

    Neither, as it turns out. I'm Switzerland.

  • Doog

    It really really really sounds like kids throwing a fit.

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  • Holy christ it IS real. These growl/whine/scream voices are almost unbelievable. Sounds like monty python when they would dress up like old hags and get into arguments.

  • Doog

    Every time I replay the video it seems less and less real. Even the people sound phony to me now and I can no longer tell what's real in my life.

  • Geekologie

    nothing is true, everything is permitted

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