INTENSE: The Sport Of Dodging A Spear Repeatedly Jabbed At Your Face

May 31, 2018

This is a video of Shen Qing & Zhang Yangyang's choreographed spear routine from the China National Wushu Games in Tianjin, China. Basically, one woman repeatedly stabs a spear at the other's head and body, and she dodges. VERY QUICKLY. Even watching the video at 0.25x speed on Youtube it's impressive. How do they even practice this? "Hopefully with a mask." Obviously, this is not a sport I would be very good at. Competitive eating? Absolutely. Sleeping? Reigning champion. "I bet I could beat you." I'm asleep right now. "Same, and I have been for hours." I was born asleep and still haven't woken up.

Keep going for the insane video.

Thanks to speakerbox, who agrees this is not the sport for people with slow reflexes, or who don't want to eventually have to wear an eyepatch.

  • Bosun Higgs

    "Hey, Bishop, do the thing with the knife!"
    —Hudson, Aliens

  • GeneralDisorder

    /r/scriptedasiangifs is a thing and the gif version of this would fit. I mean, I guess it's more choreographed. But you know.

    Also, Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. I don't really feel like looking for it right now what with the whole "being paid not to look at porn" thing. If anyone finds a link though... hit me up.

  • niubi

    1 bullet = dead. people just don't use spears these days lol

  • Jenness

    Don't screw up. Man, there is no room for error with that at all.

  • Meh

    Just wow.

  • paperboy

    That's how my wife avoids giving me head. JK, she left me years ago and I'll die alone. JK, she never existed.

  • Alex Musso

    If the person with the spear isn't actually trying to skewer you, are you actually dodging the spear?

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is the first YouTube video in a very long time I won't be watching at 2X speed.

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah, but they go super saiyan if you do.

  • Mike P

    this is from 2014.... Did you really just discover this?

  • Geekologie

    yes because you never sent it to me Mike

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    fuckin' Mike...

  • Ollie Williams

    You say that like these events are followed by the vast majority of the world.

  • Mark

    I saw this on Wide World of Sports...on Sunday....in 1977....on a Heathkit color television.....

    I'm done

  • James Mcelroy

    Are they not?

  • Ollie Williams

    No

  • Bling Nye

    Woman in red is Eric Ord.

    Spear is "first" posts.

    Woman in yellow is Geekologie readers.

  • Eric Ord

    When you said that you got first tho

  • Eric Ord

    :|

  • Bling Nye

    Watch the video to the end. Or skip to 1:24.

    ;)

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