Because some people are full of bright ideas, this is a video of a guy in an Avengers vs X-Men pullover trying to-- "Armani Exchange." What? "The pullover he's wearing." Wouldn't that make it AE? "AE is American Eagle." Whatever, I only wear the clothes my mom makes me. This is a video of some guy in an Armani Exchange pullover trying to open a six dollar bottle of Gallo Family red wine with a blowtorch. SPOILER: the entire bottle neck shatters in an explosion, leaving me no choice but to speculate this guy might not be a trained sommelier. Are you sure you should even be drinking wine? Maybe you should stick to that apple juice on the back counter. "That's cooking oil." Yeah, stick to that.
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Thanks to Carmen, who agrees some broken glass in your wine is only natural.