Finally, A 6-Inch Captain Picard Facepalm Bust For Your Desk

May 15, 2018

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This is the six-inch Star Trek TNG Captain Picard Facepalm Bust created by IconHeroes and available exclusively from ThinkGeek for (at least in my Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Cravings Box for lunch and dinner opinion) a completely unjustifiable $65. The bust is limited to 1,602 pieces (and not 1,701 like the USS Enterprise's designation -- presumably to incite facepalms from fans). Obviously, I'm going to steal a friend's and set it on the end of my desk at work, then when anybody asks me a question I'll remain silent and turn the bust around to face them. They should get the hint. If they don't I'll tell them their question was stupid.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a high school quality commercial.

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Thanks again to Terrance, who agrees twenty bucks, tops.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I genuinely wish I could afford to eat a whole pizza every day for lunch. I still wouldn't. I just wish I could.

  • whacko

    Where's the rest of him? I don't see any reason to cut him off at the torso since the meme has him sitting in his captain's chair. Why not just do the whole chair and body? Especially for $65.

  • Dr Baptiste

    It's ThinkGeek, who charge a high cost for as little as possible because "nerds" are going to buy it.

  • Soen

    The real facepalm here is that he only has one arm.

  • shashi

    Could be the item to represent this decade. Suck it 'nuaghties' with your ipod

  • TheQiwiMan

    That commercial gave me AIDS cancer.

    It's like regular cancer, but it has AIDS.

  • Draco Basileus

    You might want to add syphilis to that too.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Are... are you hitting on me?

    If that's an invitation, then the answer is YES

  • Draco Basileus

    Sorry, my STDs are devoted to someone else.

  • Jenness

    Damnit, I was hoping for the video of that

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