Bandai Releasing Line Of Weaponized Cat Action Figures

May 21, 2018

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What started as an April Fools' joke (remember: 9/10ths of all April Fool's jokes executed by companies are actually test marketing -- I'm looking at you, ThinkGeek) is becoming reality, and Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai is releasing a line of weaponized cat action figures. The Nekobusou ('Armored Cats') toys will range in price from 500 yen (~$4.50) for a basic figure ,and up to 1,388 yen (~$12.50) for one of the more elaborate ones. Of course they'll probably end up costing like $60 here in the U.S. because some jerk bought them all and is reselling them on eBay at a ridiculous markup. "You were right! It looks like the seller GWsToychest has got them all." Wow, what an a$$hole. *shrug* I guess we'll just have to pay though.

Keep going for several more shots of all the fun to be had.

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Thanks to James M, who agrees cats are already deadly enough, but armored and weaponized? Unstoppable.

  • shashi

    hope this 'GWsToychest' person accepts non-conventional forms of payment

  • Jenness

    They really missed the boat by not having one of the joy kitties launch fireballs or grenades out of the waving paw. And as for a glimpse into my life, I have this exact cat on my desk right now: https://images-na.ssl-image...

  • shashi

    how very metal of you https://i.imgur.com/7b6hOfZ...

  • Jenness

    OMG I want them!!!!

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Where are my testicles, Summer?"

  • Eric Ord

    First

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