A Rick And Morty Portal Umbrella With Rick's Middle Finger That Appears When It's Wet

May 15, 2018

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This is the Rick and Morty "The Bird" Color Changing Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($25). Rick's middle finger appears when the umbrella is wet. When it's dry, it's just a white blob that kinda looks like a penis blasting off for outerspace. I just bought one and I'm going to open it in the shower to see if it works. "Aren't you worried about bad luck?" Please, that's just a silly superstition -- I've been opening umbrellas indoors for years and my life has remained unformly terrible the entire time. *slips and falls, gets penis stuck in drain* Oh not again.

Keep going for one more shot of the umbrella in its sheath, which features the same design.

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Thanks to Terrance, who's only happy when it rains. Me too, and it never rains here.

  • WhiteEagle2

    And it just has a white dick on it all other times.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Only those of us with high enough IQ's will realize what a cool umbrella this is.

  • Jenness
  • TheQiwiMan
  • GeneralDisorder

    To be fair there are some very deep philosophical themes but it's not central to the plot.

    One really funny joke... In the "Cronenberg" world when Jerry and Beth are fighting off mutants Jerry says "I wish that shotgun was my penis" and Beth replies "if it was you could call me Earnest Hemmingway". Of course Jerry replies "I don't understand that. And I don't have to."

    It wasn't the most memorable line in the series but god damn!

  • Jenness

    My comment still stands.

  • shashi

    "MY MOM WILL HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT'S REFERENCING AND THAT'S OKAY"

    haha, can't believe this is the only article with that tag

  • GeneralDisorder

    I also like the "that's going to look great in my closet when it's raining because i forgot to bring it" tag which was only used here.

  • Geekologie

    just thought of it, i'll try to use it more

  • shashi
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